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Last night I went to a party at our local senior center. The last Saturday of every month they have an evening potluck supper. We usually eat, play bingo, reminisce, and ornery old Andy Thompson usually cops a feel or two from the ladies.

We heard Selma Martin's grandson is staying with her for a few weeks. It's rumored he got in a scrape over some marijuana with the law out in Phoenix and he came to Sarasota to avoid the heat. Anyway, Selma is known for her delicious Brownies and she always bakes up a quadruple batch for each get-together. She makes enough for everyone and some for folks to take one home for later. For some reason they were extra good this week and every last one of them was eaten. Not a one left over. We later found out that Selma's grandson, Butch, laced the brownies with some of his marijuana.

Knowing this I guess it offers a logical reason for everyone feeling good that night. By the time Zeke put on the bunny hop record everyone was in a real good mood and it was the first time the whole place got up and danced..............

That is until the cops came to check all the noise complaints.

Well, that's another story.........








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that looks more fun than a one-legged man in an a$$-kicking contest.
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oh thanks. that's much better!

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