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For sale: Toilet Seat.
This is not your ordinary white enameled wooden seat. It isn't a genuine govt. issue $600 version either, but a fully padded Sponge Bob Square Pants (beloved TV character) toilet seat. If you've never had the opportunity to see the show, SBSP's underwater world is quite bizarre which is it's main attraction to young kids and stoners. I've sat through many shows when my youngest daughter was 4-5 years old. After viewing the first episode, I came away with glazed eyes and a whole new perspective of the world - all w/o using LSD or magic mushrooms. To capitalize on the show's popularity, they licensed a company to produce this toilet seat. SBSP's popularity lies mainly with younger kids, and this TS is ideal for advanced potty training (note: the a$$ dimension must be large enough to avoid a bowl drop). There are probably some adult fans who would definitely enjoy using this or at least receiving this as a gift which is why I thought of you guys in OT. I purchased this as a "gift" for a friends birthday. Instead, I bought a pair of leather trousers on eBay. :-) Just kidding, but since Thom tried this and was quite successful, I thought I'd give it a try with the same audience. I'm pretty sure someone here bought them. This is taking up room in my house. We don't need a spare toilet seat at this time. We manage with the regular hard seats and are fully toilet trained; well most of the time. Your family situation may be different. Please take it off my hands and make a statement by sitting on SBSP's face. Install it in your favorite stall at the office. There'll be lines, I guarantee it. This can be yours for $15 + shipping. It's brand new; still in the original shrink-wrap packaging. Never sat on and definitely never used. It fits standard size toilets. Make that someone special very happy ... and comfortable. Package, front: ![]() Package, back: ![]() Sherwood Last edited by 911pcars; 10-10-2005 at 10:32 PM.. |
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Wow, I've been looking all over for one of those. I got so excited I almost crapped in my "Bob the Builder" underpants.
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Ummm...do you remember those Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner lunchboxes or Scooby-Doo thermoses, and other assorted ancillary cartoon products...
No? You say you threw them out. Well, friend, you just threw out hundreds, if not thousands of dollars. There are people who show up at comic book conventions with items such as Sherwood's, and make small fortunes selling them. When SBSP finishes its run and is taken off the air, that toilet seat will be worth much more than $600. Edit: wait - did you pay $600 for that, or $60? ![]() |
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If that wasn't a purchase commitment from Craigster, I'll take it. And I'll pick it up.
Somebody's gonna get a swell Christmas gift!
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What would mine be worth, covered with ***** stains?
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Craigster, your enthusiasm might have died down by now, but since you "spoke up" first, you get first crack (pun intended).
If not, I'll PM Tech to confirm. Sherwood |
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"What would mine be worth, covered with ***** stains?"
Tabs, You have one too? Not sure of it's worth, but would that be equivalent to personally autographed? I sense a bidding war. Sherwood |
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Do you have Barney the Dinosaur available. I'd really like to take a dump on Barney the Dinosaur. mmmmmm purrrrple.
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No, but I could probably include any sticker you want to mask SpongeBob (but that would up the price considerably), then you could dump on any Sat. morning character of your choice. You could even liven up your day by rotating "dump" stickers. Sunday: SpongeBob Monday: Barney Tuesday: Blue Wed.: Telle Tubbies Thurs: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Fri.: Powerpuff Girls Sat: Voltron In all seriousness, my favorite childrens show is "Hey Arnold". You will not see a "Hey Arnold" toilet seat anytime soon. Yours in immaturity, Sherwood |
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