|
|
|
|
| Author |
|
|
least common denominator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: San Pedro,CA
Posts: 22,506
|
Quote:
__________________
Gary Fisher 29er 2019 Kia Stinger 2.0t gone  1995 Miata Sold 1984 944 Sold I am not lost for I know where I am, however where I am is lost. - Winnie the poo. |
||
10-21-2005, 03:32 PM
|
|
|
Banned
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Usa
Posts: 3,621
|
(Sung to "Take me out to the Ballgame") Middle verse
...Take out your peanut and show me your crack, IIII don't care If you don't put it back. |
||
|
10-21-2005, 04:46 PM
|
|
|
Banned
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Usa
Posts: 3,621
|
One bourbon is plenty.
Two bourbons is too many. Three bourbons aren't enough. |
||
|
10-21-2005, 04:54 PM
|
|
|
Banned
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Usa
Posts: 3,621
|
Bourbon is made by nIether nuts or xx. God I'm a loser for posting the last three posts. I must be nuts.
|
||
|
10-21-2005, 05:01 PM
|
|
|
Banned
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Usa
Posts: 3,621
|
What do you call nuts on a chest?
Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on a wall? Wallnuts. What do you call nuts on a chin? Blowjob. |
||
|
10-21-2005, 05:03 PM
|
|
|
least common denominator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: San Pedro,CA
Posts: 22,506
|
One tequila...
Two tequila... Three tequila... FLOOR!
__________________
Gary Fisher 29er 2019 Kia Stinger 2.0t gone 1995 Miata Sold 1984 944 Sold I am not lost for I know where I am, however where I am is lost. - Winnie the poo. |
||
|
10-22-2005, 08:51 AM
|
|
|
|
least common denominator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: San Pedro,CA
Posts: 22,506
|
Two peanuts are walking down the street and one is a salted.
__________________
Gary Fisher 29er 2019 Kia Stinger 2.0t gone 1995 Miata Sold 1984 944 Sold I am not lost for I know where I am, however where I am is lost. - Winnie the poo. |
||
|
10-22-2005, 08:53 AM
|
|
|
least common denominator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: San Pedro,CA
Posts: 22,506
|
Dog walks into a saloon with a bandage on his food and says I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.
__________________
Gary Fisher 29er 2019 Kia Stinger 2.0t gone 1995 Miata Sold 1984 944 Sold I am not lost for I know where I am, however where I am is lost. - Winnie the poo. |
||
|
10-22-2005, 08:54 AM
|
|
|
least common denominator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: San Pedro,CA
Posts: 22,506
|
I'm here all week folks... don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses.
__________________
Gary Fisher 29er 2019 Kia Stinger 2.0t gone 1995 Miata Sold 1984 944 Sold I am not lost for I know where I am, however where I am is lost. - Winnie the poo. |
||
|
10-22-2005, 08:56 AM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Maryland
Posts: 31,430
|
A bridge too far...(homework required)
__________________
1996 FJ80. |
||
|
10-22-2005, 10:51 AM
|
|
