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Location: small farm town Iowa..........at last
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Ten Reasons why Halloween is better than sex
10. You are guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9. The uglier you are the easier it is to get some. 8. It doesn't scare the kids when they hear you moan and groan. 7. Less guilt the morning after. 6. She isn't offended when you think she's someone else. 5. Forty years from now you can still have candy. 4. If you don't get what you want you can always go next door. 3. If you get tired you can wait ten minutes and go again. 2. You are not expected to know the name of the person who just gave you some. 1. You can do the whole neighborhood in one night.
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Did I say I LOVE Halloween??
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19 years ago on Halloween, I slept with a "on-again-off-again"girl friend. On Thanksgiving she told me she was pregnant, and on New Years Eve her dad kicked her out of the house to "live with the SOB who got you knocked up!"
Hundreds of thousands of dollars later...I am the proud father of a 18 year old daughter who is in college and doesn't have time to talk to her Dad and an ex-wife who is still trying to drain me of every last drop of dignity and money. Halloween is a time of foolish evil! (My 6 yr old and 2 yr old look really cute in their get-ups though...so I guess it is alright)
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I'm a musician....every day is Halloween to me~!
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You should see our place. It' slowly graduating towards Halloween decor. We've got bat and spiderweb candelabras and other quasi-goth stuff that stays out all year. Lots of Nightmare before Xmas stuff too...my wifes' favourite movie. Problem with most of the Halloween decor is that most of it is chintzy, cheesy. |
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