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Re: Re: The Utter Depravity

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Prostitute inspector?
I read that as 'Prostate inspector'.

Tabster. You're going to have to post those financial statements for our review. I call troll. Motorola's last little run up should have sparked one of your regular cyclical sells on that stock. Or does "real estate down... stocks up" override that plan?

Old 11-01-2005, 06:22 AM
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After sitting down and reviewing those financial statements I had an awefull sinking feeling...ljust like the captain of the Titanic had right after it hit the iceberg. I threw them up in the air and said, "Fk this noise. I just can't count on the Stock Market for *****!"

Then I went to my favorite Buffet, for a little comfort if you please. After returning I sat in my favorite chair smoking one of my cheap Bundle cigars...that smell like burning rope. And I thought, U know something it doesn't matter what my accounts do...I AM FKING LOSING MONEY BY NOT WORKING. Think of all the EXTRA money I would have by working.... Ouuuuu Greed is GOOD.

So right then and there I said, "What do I know, I know guns..can I buy and sell guns for a profit...you bet I can".. So my new offical title is "Merchant of Death." Yeah I like that, kind of sinister sounding don't U think? Ohhh and you'd be surprised at how quick they sell....

and I find this to be totally amazing...I am the only person who doesn't even have to leave the house or fill out an application to get a job. THEY CALLED ME.... I got a part time job Babysitting a Truck...off course my titile is Truck Driver...but I take the truck to a Marshalling Yard...4 miles....have it weighted and WAIT to have it's number called...then I drive it to another Yard and WAIT for it's number to be called (10 miles APX) and/or go to the Convention Center and WAIT for it to be unloaded... IN OTHER WORDS I GET PAID TO DO NOTHING....My kind of job... And I get to check out the Conventions as they are constructed....SEMA is in town, and there were at least 5 Cobras parked there....It's amazing the amount of effort and money that goes into a Convention.
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BTW: I still like the idea of writing....what could be easier than sitting down and churning out drivel....all day... I don't care what I write just have the fking check in the mail...
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I don't know what I believe in anymore. One of the pillars of my existence is that tabs is sitting in front of his computer in LV...doing nothing.

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I am this mornining...but of course later I have to ship aliitle something...and make a call to my advertiser....to update my ads...
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Life of Reilly

Have you considered the economic possibilities of a hot dog cart in New Orleans, Tabs?

Timing could be perfect...



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Have you considered the economic possibilities of a hot dog cart in New Orleans, Tabs?
Cubanos under the table...I bought a Monte Cristo torpedo from a restaurant in the Big Sleazy once.
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I would bring you on board to sell grease but I would be afraid you would slather up you naked self with it and chase after the retired dancehall girls. Too much of that is going on now with our sales farce!

Sell your death sticks and make a tidy sum, sit in that cozy bucket seat of that semi-cab and listen to Rush, Maddog and Howard. Stay away from NPR - that leftist drivel will enrage your sensitive constituation to the point where you would be eager to maybe run for office or something silly.

BTW - that smoldering rope sticks you gave me are pretty dang tasty!
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Plenty of good ideas on how to make an extra $5,500 a month in your spare time here:

Ideas for extra $5500 per month... anything legit as side business ideas??
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I tell lies to this Board...it keeps em wondering...In the movie biz those lies are called a good story...
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I hear CBS is hiring
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