"best" question of the day

[nostatic]

OK...so what was the "best" question you were asked today? For me it was:

"What's a uterus?"

Source: my 8 year old son, while walking to school.

[Rodeo]

Does that feel good?

[cantdrv55]

Uh oh Nostatic, he's ahead of the curve. My son didn't start asking those questions until age 10 at least.

[nostatic]

Originally posted by Rodeo
Does that feel good?

it's fine. He's wicked smart, and is very curious. I'd rather he ask questions than generate some bizarre answer based on interactions with he peers. Not that I'd know anything about that

[scottmandue]

Originally posted by nostatic
than generate some bizarre answer based on interactions with he peers.

In the name of all that is sweet and good please, please, keep him far, far away from this BBS.

[nostatic]

Originally posted by scottmandue
In the name of all that is sweet and good please, please, keep him far, far away from this BBS.

on a related note, some might argue to keep him away from dad...

[jrdavid68]

"Can you come look at my laptop? It just shut itself off and now it won't turn on."

I call it job security.

[BlueSkyJaunte]

An email I received from my former manager:

"Why aren't you in this meeting?"

My reply:

"Because you are."

[Burnin' oil]

Todd,

I think Rodeo was responding to your initial question, i.e., "OK...so what was the "best" question you were asked today?"

[nostatic]

Originally posted by Burnin' oil
Todd,

I think Rodeo was responding to your initial question, i.e., "OK...so what was the "best" question you were asked today?"

Oh, it makes so much more sense now.

I think I'm working too much.

Or not enough.

[juanbenae]

what do you want me to do with that?

my boss asking me when i handed him a completed project. i did tell him to put it up his ace and that would be a good start.

[DByers]

"Do I need to turn this off?"

Local union electrician asking if he needed to turn off a 600amp 480V sub feed switch before working on the panel it fed.

"No, go ahead and do it live. Just let me step back a bit."
Was my response.

[gassy]

" Is it in yet?"
My wife, 3 minutes ago.

[creaturecat]

uncomfortable at all? - from the dentist giving me a root canal today.

[Jays72T]

It's been a slow day but this morning my 3 year daughter was going potty and said "can I have some privacy, I need to go poopie. Oh wait, can I have that magazine?" It was Nov. Excellence. Yea, I'm proud.

[Bill Douglas]

Blonde 18 year old waiteress caught me looking down her front while she reached for my empty coffee cup and asked me if I would like anything else...

[legion]

"Would you like fries with that?"

I have a boring life.

[RickM]

Originally posted by nostatic
OK...so what was the "best" question you were asked today? For me it was:

"What's a uterus?"

Source: my 8 year old son, while walking to school.

So, did you tell him it's a hose that connects to the intake of a modern 911?

[legion]

Originally posted by procon
Studio Head: Want to build a fake cave on the wet stage?

I guess that's better than being asked to build a fake stage on a wet cave...or not.

[M.D. Holloway]

My 6 yr old asked
Max: "Dad, where do fish pee?"
Me: "In the water"
Max: "No, I mean where does it come out?"
Me: "Theres a little place near their tail."
Max: "I never seen it?"
Me: "Next time you catch a fish I'll show you"
Max: "Do they out of it too?"
Me: "Ya, it's all in the same area"
Max: "Must be a real small place on them"
Me: "wait till you start dating" - I didn't say that part...