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"best" question of the day

OK...so what was the "best" question you were asked today? For me it was:

"What's a uterus?"

Source: my 8 year old son, while walking to school.

Old 11-02-2005, 01:50 PM
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Does that feel good?
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Uh oh Nostatic, he's ahead of the curve. My son didn't start asking those questions until age 10 at least.
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Does that feel good?
it's fine. He's wicked smart, and is very curious. I'd rather he ask questions than generate some bizarre answer based on interactions with he peers. Not that I'd know anything about that
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than generate some bizarre answer based on interactions with he peers.
In the name of all that is sweet and good please, please, keep him far, far away from this BBS.
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In the name of all that is sweet and good please, please, keep him far, far away from this BBS.
on a related note, some might argue to keep him away from dad...
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Todd,

I think Rodeo was responding to your initial question, i.e., "OK...so what was the "best" question you were asked today?"
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Todd,

I think Rodeo was responding to your initial question, i.e., "OK...so what was the "best" question you were asked today?"
Oh, it makes so much more sense now.

I think I'm working too much.

Or not enough.
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what do you want me to do with that?

my boss asking me when i handed him a completed project. i did tell him to put it up his ace and that would be a good start.
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OK...so what was the "best" question you were asked today? For me it was:

"What's a uterus?"

Source: my 8 year old son, while walking to school.
So, did you tell him it's a hose that connects to the intake of a modern 911?
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Studio Head: Want to build a fake cave on the wet stage?
I guess that's better than being asked to build a fake stage on a wet cave...or not.
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Max: "Must be a real small place on them"
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