them modern engine bays are such a turn off... that fan for one thing...
might as well stick one of those souped up Prius electric drive trains in there, with a sound system , with speakers in 2 chrome tubes... to make vrroom vrooom noises, and a sport mode, that simulates exhaust popping on decelleration...

me in a Cayman.....

I just farted on the seat.....

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A GT3.....driven by some old rich doctor.....sounded like a Prius.

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Dan in the Cayenne.....

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Wow! Mike...you put on your Sunday best I see :D

The "fake" babes musta been all over you....mmmm? :p

Same here. This is a great thread. Thanks for sharing SmileWavy

Rockin' at the p-car dealership.....

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all you needed was my "seeing eye dog" that clear rooms with a single blow. "oh, cute little... oh, my god!! what is that?!!" must be the puppy chow...

thanks for the laughs!
matt

most hilarious thread ever -- who is oging to take pics of the hoi poloi at the Parade and post them -- with commentary??

I'm sure the Porsche AG employees who monitor this bbs are enjoying seeing what the real enthusiasts who have their cars are like... and how we make fun of their new buyers...

This guy is a multi millionaire and none of the sales dorks would talk to him....

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A face only Momz would love....

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Way back when dirt was rocks, my mom gave me a little lecture. She's caught me making fun of the "looks" of another child. The lecture was deserved. It's main message was that people can't help what they look like, genetics and all. What's so funny here? Some of these people DO "help" what they look like, making surgeons rich doing so...

Ha, lots of fun. I got invited to one of those events a few years back (strange, they haven't invited me since) and I got there early and parked the ole SC on the street outside right in front of the main door. No room for GT3 RS lightweights around here mate. The food 'n grog was excellent, and the old tossers wearing yacht club blazers were not bad company as it turned out.

What's funny here is that he'd fit right in in Oregon...anywhere from a Starbucks to a mill town tavern. Right, Randy?

Here's the guest of the honor....

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This is the open back of the Cayman....

Sales dude claims it Fits TWO Golf bags....oooh, be still my heart......


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ummmm. I can almost smell the new leather....

Butt shot.

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A GT3.....driven by some old rich doctor.....sounded like a Prius.
Guys I don't want to hijack this thread ,, but I've got to tell you.. I was at the P factory last Monday ( I'm in Germany on bus..) and this idiot DR from Florida,, ( after asking the TOUR guide if putting regular in his Carrera S would hurt it), that when he bought his car he a) didn't know it had a rear engine and b) didn't know how to drive a stick ( he's on his second clutch).
There should be a test to own a Porsche...

I agree....geesh....even some GIRLS know a & b......maybe even more ;)