Going to a whine and cheeser....
 

I'm going to a whine and cheeser.....

Got an invite in the mail from the local douche bag p-car dealer.....they are gonna "unveil" the new carrera $4, hors d'ovaries, whine tasting and live music......wait until they get a load of me.....

pics to follow.

Whatya think....flip flops, shorts and an oil stained shirt gud enuff?

Make sure you do a few burnouts in the 3.6

Awe yeah, I gotta see this. Take pictures. Superman has a dress you could borrow!

Print a tee shirt with the skull head shield on the front and wear it. Or with the dollar sign in the middle. That'll get their attention Mikez.

How about a moon right next to the car?

edit fer speel checkk...

With the crest on each cheek. Go for it.

BTW...Supe is a size 1, I'm a full figured kinda guy...plus I wax for No One....

You gotta take the 356 for this one.

It's on the top rack above the Speedster which is on jackstands due to a ripped tranny mount....so...nope.....

Gud idear tho.....woulda really tweaked them.....

The cab is going.....might even take the hose to it get get the bugs off the windscreen....

are you going to take Mul as your date? :p

Nope....lil weenie stood me up. Haven't seen hide nor scare of Scooter fer a couple of days....he daid, banned or under indictment?

Re: Going to a whine and cheeser....
 

MikeZ why would you dress up?

Dress like crap and wear a yacht club blazer.

The best entertainment value is looking ambiguious to where the sales squad doesn't easily differentiate whether you are a good prospect or not.

Such promotional events usually end up costing the dealer about $300 per prospect so they don't put a man in the discard pile too easily. Borrow your rich uncle's Rolex Oyster and wear a ratty straw hat. Bring a frail old person with you and call her "Mama" and mention her stock portfollio that will soon be yours.

Find a salesman surrounded by a herd of prospects and ask his bottom line price on the closest car. No matter the number yell "What?!?" at high volume. This is called "shouting the fat off the price" and will win you many savvy admirers.

Sounds like big fun whatever you do.

John

How about a tied dyed 1971 PCA pea-raid T shirt? On second thought...fergit it...not for sale OR rent...

Hope you had some deviled eggs and beer yesterday to prepare for the gathering. Garlic helps as well.

Pls post photos...

JoeA

Dealerships don't get much worse than the arrogant snobs in Santa Barbara. Funny thing is that most of the peons who work there have to park their Saturns 'round back. I went in a few years back for a part for my SC. Had to tell the youngster behind the counter that he did not know WTF he was talking about and explain that my SC did not have a radiator :)

Mike,
Take one of those cheap Kodak cameras and ask people to take your picture while you are sitting in or standing by the cars. A real dorko.
Belch frequently.
If you are arrested, for anything minor, we'll open up a paypal account to raise your bail.

Yeh a Rolex Oyster and a T-shirt with oil patches and some big rips in it so they can see the beer gut. Let's get the yuppies out of Porschedom...

Take some pics too - make it fun for all of us.

Billy Bob Teeth are ALWAYS a good idea.

BB Teefs

Fargin ay...we had fun....pics manana....bunch a oldsters and fake boobs,,,,,crap....kill me now,