fun and scandalous drinking song

[wludavid]

Sung to the tune of "We've been working on the railroad"

Hot vagina for your breakfast!
Hot vagina for your lunch!
Hot vagina for your dinner!
just munch munch munch munch munch!

It's so tasty and delicious;
bite-sized ready to eat!
So grab your chick,
give her a lick!
Hot vagina can't be beat!


Sorry, I've had the song stuck in my head and I really shouldn't sing it at work.

[masraum]

I like it! really

[id10t]

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me....

[dhoward]

"Nothing could be finer than to be in your vagina in the mo-orning
"Nothing could be sweeter than your lips around my peter in the mo-orning..."

[cstreit]

Sung to "Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away"

Leprosy.....

All my skin is falling off of me...

I'm not half tha man I used to be...

Ohhhh why do I have lep-rosy?

[wludavid]

Do - the stuff that buys me beer!
Re - the guy who sells me beer!
Mi - the guy who drinks the beer!
Fa - a long long way for beer!
So - I'll have another beer!
La - la la la la la beer!
Ti - no thanks I'll have a beer!
which brings us back to beer beer beer beer!

[id10t]

Isn't it awful nice to have a penis...

[dhoward]

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong...

[Tim Walsh]

isn't it swell to have a stiffie

[dhoward]

It's devine to own a dick...

[Flatbutt1]

sweet to stand and pee!

[dhoward]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will put you in the dark
And you won't come back