Repub/Demo joke.

[cstreit]

Submitted without comment or agenda...



On a tour of Alaska, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains for some sight seeing.

He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a
frantic commotion at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing
sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" T-shirt and a Tree Hugger Hat, was
struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.


As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing
up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two
reached up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Democrat from the bear.

Then using long clubs, the three loggers beat the bear to death and two of
them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed
the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you
my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a
bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists, but now I've
seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, one of
the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy ?" "It was the Pope,"
another replied, "he's in direct contact with and has access to all God's
wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom,
but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting..... By the way, is
the bait holding up okay or do we need to go back to town and grab another one?"

[Joeaksa]

Can we try this in Vegas in March? Please???

Joe A