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HELP! my wifes coming back home today and ive been looking at smut!
right, me and some mates have been looking at all manner of filth on my laptop and now every time i type something in google, a list of dirt comes up! ive tried deleting my history and temp internet files but im still getting stuff in search bars etc
help!! shes back in like 6hrs!!
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11-27-2005, 04:44 AM
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Break the computer and replace it. I havn't figured out how to clear the google dropdows!
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11-27-2005, 04:49 AM
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11-27-2005, 04:55 AM
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Why not just watch the best of the stuff you found WITH your wife?
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11-27-2005, 05:57 AM
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go to http://www.safer-networking.org/ and down load spybot.
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11-27-2005, 06:11 AM
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On the Google Toolbar, click on "Options" and then select the "Search" tab.
Uncheck "Save the search history across browser sessions."  Then, close your browser and open it back up...tadah, the list is now empty. Randy
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11-27-2005, 06:25 AM
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Or highlight the words that pop up and then delete works rather well
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11-27-2005, 07:16 AM
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Isabo Will you marry me?
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11-27-2005, 07:42 AM
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Assuming you are using MS Explorer, go to "tools" menu and select "Internet Options..". It should open up with the "General" tab open (otherwise select "general" on top). Select "Delete Files" and "Clear History" and you should be good to go.
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11-27-2005, 08:38 AM
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He did that already.
He has some sort of spyware on his machine.... |
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Try " honey, I missed you so much...watching this was the only way I could keep from going crazy for YOU...." take her straight to bed !
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11-27-2005, 08:58 AM
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no no no, he's having problems with auto complete...
Click on tools then on Internet Options Click on the Content tab under personal informatin click on the Auto Complete tab Click on clear forms  
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How about not looking at this stuff next time? None of its anywhere near as good as you and your wife (I hope) so just keep some nice (clean) photos of your wife around and when she returns next time both of you will be ready to go...
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Oh crap dude, you're right. I mistook the original post as windows keep popping up with ads.....I've seen that happen before......not autocomplete. Redbeard wins the contest! |
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11-27-2005, 10:12 AM
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Nice work blokes (and ladies). im in the clear. thanks for all the tips.
red-beard, your trick worked a treat. to be honest, it wasn't the feamale based smut that i was worried about-Im a red blooded male and she knows that, my mate brought his girlfriend and her friend round and they were looking at stuff like ratemycock and orlando bloom in the nude. they were the sites i was kind of worried about having to explain about!
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1979 Porsche 911 SC 3.0
1986 Porsche Carerra Targa 3.2
1970/1982 Porsche 914-6/911SC 2.7 RS
