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Old 12-27-2005, 04:31 PM
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Sounds great on the surface, but...

Years ago a buddy talked me into going to a local nudist resort open house. With visions of nubile babes flitting about naked all around us, off we went. To make a long story short, we both left scarred for life. I became a conservative Christian. Most, no all, of those women should have kept their clothes on. If they make 'em big enough, that is.
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Jeff is 100% correct.

Visited Kuta beach on Bali once...NEVER again.
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Old 12-27-2005, 05:54 PM
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Sounds great on the surface, but... ...we both left scarred for life. I became a conservative Christian.
Bingo!
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'Think it was around 1980 - I was 35 then - a mixed doubles partner friend (platonic) of mine invited me up to the Lupin Naturist Club above Los Gatos, CA. for some "tennis and whatever." I was a bit nervous, but I went w/her for the afternoon. I took off my shirt but left on my tennis shorts/shoes. I was freaked out from start to finish. My mind was scrambling for a good excuse to leave all the while. 'Never did play tennis - I just walked around amazed at what I saw and what I was experiencing.
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Weird to watch old geezers play tennis nude, with genitalia flopping hither & yon, to & fro. Tried to eat lunch with her and the others in the dining hall...managed to nibble on some watermelon and pretend that all was well. Homely nude bodies serving food, sweet old women's labia majoras hanging down like a welder's apron pretty much sapped my appetite. We took separate cars - my request - so I left after a few hours.
It'll damn sure put you up against your modesty/value system.
I like private nudity, but that public stuff is not for me. Oh well...my loss.
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When I got home, I took a hot shower.
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http://www.lupin.com/splash.htm
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Old 12-27-2005, 06:01 PM
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Ditto. There is some unwritten law somewhere that hot women can never, ever set foot in a nudist colony or on a nude beach. At least not in the U.S.A. A GF in San Francisco talked me into attending a nude beach somewhere up there many years ago, actually we were just good friends and I think that she was into me and wanted to "check out the package". What she got to see was my willy trying to hide in its shell, beating a retreat if you will from cold weather and lots of ugly women and really friendly guys. Christ, I'd still like to get that 2 hours of my life back, and it was in 1980.
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Homely nude bodies serving food, sweet old women's labia majoras hanging down like a welder's apron pretty much sapped my appetite.
Lol.
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nude bodies serving food, sweet old women's labia majoras hanging down like a welder's apron pretty much sapped my appetite.

I mean, DAMN. Could you spare me the visual here....
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The really hot nekkid chicks all hang out at the biker rallies/parties.

But you've gotta be OK with piercings, tats, and lots 'n' lots of silicone.
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Just describing a defining moment, ya know.
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Homely nude bodies serving food, sweet old women's labia majoras hanging down like a welder's apron pretty much sapped my appetite.

Well that's it. I will never weld again.
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They showed some of those swinger couples on the local TV. Let me tell you that they seem to eat a lot when they are not doing their business.
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The club scene is much different than the naturalist scene.

Pre aids in metro NYC had a few different area clubs with a main group of regulators who would pass around the newbies if they were any good. If nobody did a flight test on them it was conservation on who would get stuck doing the flight test. A motel afterwords with 3-5 couples was routine. House parties were the best of the best.

House parties thrown by dentists were the craziest.
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I mean, DAMN. Could you spare me the visual here....
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The really hot nekkid chicks all hang out at the biker rallies/parties.

But you've gotta be OK with piercings, tats, and lots 'n' lots of silicone.
Uh, no, not any more. They are all middle aged and trying like hell to re-live a wild youth they never even had. Some are well preserved, but most have more miles on 'em than the scoot they rode in on. And they all carry more baggage than you ever want to see. Run Forrest, run...
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As for Michel and Chantal, a 25-year-old woman has become their mutual lover and all three plan to move in together early next year. Despite that new relationship, the Delbecchis expect to continue exchanging sex partners in Quebec clubs.

Said Michel: "At the club, we have sex with people. At home, we make love."
well there ya go...
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Bingo!
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'Think it was around 1980 - I was 35 then - a mixed doubles partner friend (platonic) of mine invited me up to the Lupin Naturist Club above Los Gatos, CA. for some "tennis and whatever." I was a bit nervous, but I went w/her for the afternoon. I took off my shirt but left on my tennis shorts/shoes. I was freaked out from start to finish. My mind was scrambling for a good excuse to leave all the while. 'Never did play tennis - I just walked around amazed at what I saw and what I was experiencing.
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Weird to watch old geezers play tennis nude, with genitalia flopping hither & yon, to & fro. Tried to eat lunch with her and the others in the dining hall...managed to nibble on some watermelon and pretend that all was well. Homely nude bodies serving food, sweet old women's labia majoras hanging down like a welder's apron pretty much sapped my appetite. We took separate cars - my request - so I left after a few hours.
It'll damn sure put you up against your modesty/value system.
I like private nudity, but that public stuff is not for me. Oh well...my loss.
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that's just dam funny start to wrinkled finish.
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Uh, no, not any more. They are all middle aged and trying like hell to re-live a wild youth they never even had. Some are well preserved, but most have more miles on 'em than the scoot they rode in on. And they all carry more baggage than you ever want to see. Run Forrest, run...
Hmm...you must not hit the same rallies as all the magazines do.
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Random, non-commital sex is one thing; playing tennis nude... well, that's just wrong. I can't see the appeal to the nudist resorts.

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