"Last weekend I snorted a line this long."

"I came this close to actually having to fight in the Vietnam war, luckily my daddy got me out of that"

" What are you fuchers crying about, I've went to New Orleans and I only saw this much water"

"I just shredded a stack, this thick, of unopened letters from the families of KIA soldiers asking me what I'm going to do about this war. Cramming them in the shredder is hard work"

"I blew this much smoke up everyones a$$ with the story about WMD's being in Iraq, worked like a charm"

I'm a guessin you didn't vote for Bush?

Ya think?

I've got this much of my wang in liberals asses. They just keep begging for more.

So your saying Bush is gay?

I think he's just curious, is that a problem for you?