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Location: Linn County, Oregon
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True police report
As published in the 2-13-06 ALBANY (OR) DEMOCRAT-HERALD:
"TOUCHY SITUATION: A man told the Linn County Sheriff's office he checked on a car parked next to his trailer in the 2600 block of Old Holley Road about 10:30 A.M. Saturday. Inside, he reported seeing a naked man who was passed out with his genitals tied to the steering wheel. The caller woke the man up, and he drove away." Guys, I really can't think of anything funny to add to this one. 
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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02-13-2006, 04:54 PM
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Bet that parallel parking is a bear like that. Wonder if a generator would help?
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2021 Subaru Legacy, 2002 Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins (the workhorse), 1992 Jaguar XJ S-3 V-12 VDP (one of only 100 examples made), 1969 Jaguar XJ (been in the family since new), 1985 911 Targa backdated to 1973 RS specs with a 3.6 shoehorned in the back, 1959 Austin Healey Sprite (former SCCA H-Prod), 1995 BMW R1100RSL, 1971 & '72 BMW R75/5 "Toaster," Ural Tourist w/sidecar, 1949 Aeronca Sedan / QB |
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02-14-2006, 04:07 AM
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So that's how you drive with your arm out of the window, hand resting on the roof and your other arm around the girl
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02-14-2006, 04:31 AM
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Shoulda known somebody here would come up with a good comeback...
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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02-14-2006, 07:50 AM
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Well, if the horn was broken and you needed a temporary fix.......
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02-14-2006, 08:14 AM
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1981 Porsche 911SC 3.0L
