Man, this is like a train wreck... I walked away comfortable I'd said my peace... just can't help myself now. The Maybach comment had nearly got me back here as I too have wailed on many, on a roadcoarse, at speed, unrestrained (hmmmmm have you?).

This is too damn easy!!!

>>>> FISH >>>> BARREL >>>>

Lunch break fodder!

And while it's not normally my style to resort to mudsliging like most you toolstores here, man, Uber... "Porsche Puds"... "jackbags"... bwhwahahahaha. Classic. That's more Uber and Norm than me, but heh we all reach our limits...

That said:

Nice to see some of you "Senior Members" (yeah you're members alright) showing your true colors. Wow, some real 'wit' here in some of these posts, nice to see some of you *may* have even got your GED's. Going to rank on my mother next I'd guess?

Easy to hide behind a keyboard here girls. Opinions are like arseholes, everyone's got one... and apparently most are one here it seems. So easy to bash a car you've never seen.

You really that insecure with your air cooled eggbeaters (operative word 'beater')??? Can't stand a nicer car existing than yours? Well if Grady said it's not legit than no it can't be? HA! You faghs keep going through life like that, have fun see where it gets ya. Behind me in my mirror, at the least.

Me I'll continue not having an opinion on something I know nothing of. And continue not having doucebag screen names, pillowbiter signatures, fudgepack smileys (you still doodle them on your Trapper Keepers do you?), and sissyass lame names for my cars. Names for my cars? Who the F names their f'n cars??? Boris? Natasha? HA! Where do I begin with that??? I think my 3 year old named his peddle car... no wait, even he's more mature / man than that. _LAME_O_!!!

You P-wads here are worse than the Bimwads I've seen on other forums... true class acts, didn't know that was possible. Shame, give the P car a bad name... tho... I see more than some of you dolts don't even own one anymore yet list them in your gayass signature as sold. "Oh I used to have a 911, once, oh and here's all my other POS junkers including my wife's, neighbor's, and cousin's cars. Talk about trolls. Wow. In serious need of a life. Get over yourselves.

And Uber said it best... boy do some of you own some reeeeeal POS's here. And then bash a machine that "pulls like crazy" (just for you Rode-y-fudgehole), that you've never seen. Awesome. Yeah I guess I'd be jealous too.

Put your estrogen where your vaj is and come on down here to sunny CT - if your POS's will make it that far? Or take your wife's minivan if you're having trouble driving stick (sounds like most of you 'drive enough stick' here tho?). Love to meet some of you uberdillholes. Then post what a POS the MM car is, and how bigga dicks we all are here apparently. Heh, if you all ain't the pot calling the kettle black.

What's the matter, fraid you'll be proved wrong? Too much sand in your vagina to make the ride down? Busy tweezing your labia this weekend?

>>>> FISH >>>> BARREL >>>>

Thanks ladies for making that so easy! Cheerio, homegirls. Keep it going, been greatgreat fun.

Now, there's the guy I want to buy my next car from!

Exactly. F'n used car salesman lying B#tches.

(you just know he's gonna go run and tell his "Posse" what happened - poor bastard needs his friends to help him with everything. Weak a$$...)
EDIT: on 2nd thought, Brian, Uber, etc.. probably all the same guy - probably some idiot who runs an "internet only high end exotic dealership" on Ebay.

This one probably couldn't wholsale out - either that or he's curbstoning the car.

rjp

I'm baffled. Seems like most of the regular posters here have said what they wanted about the fishiness and/or possible misrepresentation of the 911 in question, and these people who've popped up seem to think that we (a) care about the car (b) care enough to insult these new members. I guarantee you haven't gotten under anyone's skin here - we routinely have much more heated arguments among us, and then come back for more undeterred.

Furthermore, Paul, for someone whose main point of contention is that we're immature, you sure spend a lot of time reminding us that we're:
1. Female
2. Homosexual
3. Have small penises

Seems to me those insults were out of style when I started getting hair around that short member of mine and I decided I liked kissing boys. You'll have a tough time convincing anyone of your maturity with a routine like that.

Again, not insulted. Just confused. :confused:

Rodeo-

Is that as in "Isuzu" or as in "Cowboy"? Cowboy... like Brokeback Mountain?

Toolbox... What part of this do you fail to understand... I don't sell cars, just know Brian as a friend and no other affiliation to his car. I drove the 911. It rocks. I don't want him to sell it honestly so I can get a few more flogs in it, thing f'n hammers. More car than your panties could handle surely.

But sure I have sold plenty of my own cars. To enthusiast buyers. Someone contacts me on a for sale ad with a 'screen name' like Rodeo and oh yeah come on down I sure want your money and to meet you.

No thanks. You can stay where you're at, wouldn't want to interrupt your nitpicking of cars you know nothing about other than what Grady or whatever says. You're too busy / important ya know!

But no, really. You're in New England says your location, come on down? What's the matter? Too far? Too busy behind your keyboard? Too ashamed of your POS? Too fugly / androgenous?

That all you got? Where's that barrel again, them fish are yummy.

Moderator / someone check the IP addresses..


Time to flush the toilet.

rjp

THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

I'LL SHOW YOU!

I'LL COME DOWN THERE WITH GOBS OF MONEY AND THROW IT AT YOU, JUST TO SHOW YOU HOW MANLY I AM!

(you must have some really, really stupid clients)

Let them stay, they are fun to play with :) (smile just for you Paul)

This is way more entertaining than the gererator thread.

"boo-hoo you hurt my car's feelings, and it pulls...I mean hammers...better than any of your junk cars. My car is fast. It gets pulled over by the police. Your cars are ghey. I am a stand-up guy you can trust--you all suck. You are holding hands driving beaters to brokeback mountain. and you have small penises. My car is fast and the best porsche ever. it pulls fast. I am mature--but you are all gay fish in a barrell. I don't need to justify my car, but it is fast and better than all of your cars, which neither pull nor are fast, and they are all gay. I sell #1 good cars, you are all jealous because you don't know how fast a car is when hammering in pull. It is so fast that the police stop me. I am mature. you are all gay."

I think that sums it all up.

PS--smilies are gaySmileWavy

The sad part is that this all started because folks were wondering about the 3.6 conversion because they had a similar interest. yaa I know I have a small member and would probaly cry if I watched Broke Back mountain, but I actually have a running P-car that is nice, am also a Bimwad, and did really test drive a Maybach as they thought I could afford one, still have no interest in your car but so the he!! what.

Good luck on selling the car, I wish you well with your little life

had to edit as I forgot the smiley:p

That's another reason I'm confused. I went back through and skimmed the thread, and it just went from confusion/sympathy for the seller -> mass confusion as to who actually owned the car -> FLAMEWAR with little to no provocation.

I'm buying that sucker. I'll show him I'm not gay!

EDIT: Not that there's anything wrong with that ...

As a senior member and originator of this thread (and totally comfortable with the size and use of my Johnson), all I can say is WOW = and I think some true colors are being shown here. I was going to delete this thread - but towards the end, and with all the name calling, I figured that was the intent. Would I buy a Porsche from this dude? Not if he had the last one on the planet...

meltdown..lol. funniest thread in my inbox. guy must be drowning in his car..
ryan

Anyhow - I'm in the market for G50 car with carbs, so know of any good ones? :)

PS I forgot to mention, I have a small di#k and and I'm ghey, so I can't have Black - too manly..

Suggestions?

WLUDavid-

You've nothing to be confused about, my bashing here had nothing to do with your post, yours one of the few mature ones I've seen here.

I came back today to stoop to the flamewar level this thread began with after I finally had enough of the stupidity here. You all unleashed my potential, like I said I normally don't resort to mudslinging on forums.

If you'd noted my previous post was much much more mature than today heh heh. The juvenilism of most here drove me to it, I just couldn't hold back. Funny tho how you all can point out my juvenilism but are blind to your own. Sad.

This time, sincerely, I'm delisting as, well, like I said I have a life (damn good one too!). It's been MOST fun F'n with most of you tho (again too easy, you make it that way on your very own!).

Oh, again, ***my gosh how much clearer can I be***... it was Brian's personal car, he does sell cars for a living otherwise, I have nothing to do with selling cars whatsoever, nor does Uber, Norm, etc., we're just a bunch of good friends here that noted the pathetic methodology used on this dumb forum to slander someone's name, tried to right it, and were driven to stoop to your level of maturity --- very little!

See you genius' on the streets! In my mirror, of course. Touche.

You guys are F@gs!

HAHAHAHAHA~!

Well, we know Brian "the wholesaler" only sells his personal automobiles, and only when his wife tells him that one has to go. Here's Brian with the latest member of his stable that unfortunately has to go. The thing pulls like crazy!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1140638124.jpg

My only regret is that I am heading out west to ski for a few days and I wont read this thread until my return. Flame away, it makes for good reading.

F that. Can't be Brian's car - that one runs!!

rjp