baaahhhhh!!!

[nostatic]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

[bell]

F**k one goat.........

[Don Plumley]

In California, an attorney would represent the goat, file for divorce, and get half his assets.

Like Bell said, F**k one goat...

[Vipergrün]

Happens in Arkansas all the time....the sheep run in fear

[legion]

Didn't some guy in the U.S. have to register as a sex offender for something similar?

[911pcars]

Same sex marriage in Sudan? Now that's progress.

Sherwood

[juanbenae]

was it a milkin' goat? that would matter if i'd been asked...

[Isabo]

Seems like a sensible solution with everyone coming out ahead.

[nostatic]

hehe...she said "head"...

[Joeaksa]

Now we know how AIDS started. Someone over there with a monkey...

[VINMAN]

Originally posted by legion
Didn't some guy in the U.S. have to register as a sex offender for something similar?

Yeah, a guy here in Middletown, NJ got caught repeatedly sodomizing his neighbors Rottwieller. He told the cops the dog was in love with him. He got like 2 yrs in jail too.

[dafischer]

Originally posted by VINMAN
Yeah, a guy here in Middletown, NJ got caught repeatedly sodomizing his neighbors Rottwieller. He told the cops the dog was in love with him. He got like 2 yrs in jail too.

Sodomizing a Rottweiler....that takes balls.

[gassy]

Years ago some guy was "having relations" with a cow at the Lincoln Park Zoo here in Chicago...

[tabs]

And I thought I was a twisted indivdual....Mother will never get away with telling me that again!...Just wait till I tell her about the guys on the Board and what they do...

[ZOA NOM]

Who's gonna f**k with a guy that will sodomize your Rottweiler?

[azasadny]

As Monty Python would say, "intercourse the penguin"!!

[scottmandue]

So how long will it be before they want to legalize marriage between humans and animals?

[Jared at Pelican Parts]

Hey, dont knock it til you've tried it

[bigchillcar]

Happens in Arkansas all the time....the sheep run in fear

braaaad...not baaaaad.

well, arkansas is known as the 'land of opportunity'..
ryan

[dafischer]

Originally posted by Jared Fenton
Hey, dont knock it til you've tried it

Once you've had four legs, you'll never go back to two?