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High School Sex

I'm LOL here...the educrats of this small town are scrambling like crazy, in the old CYA game... Here's the story:






Thursday, March 9, 2006
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Lebanon school officials investigate sex brochure

By Patrick Lair
Albany Democrat-herald

LEBANON — School district officials said today they were investigating the distribution by a guest speaker of brochures telling students in high school health classes Wednesday how to have sex without having intercourse.

The incident happened Wednesday and made the 11 o’clock news on Portland’s Channel 8.

A parent said on the program that children brought home brochures they got in their health classes.

A teacher at the high school said the material basically described “ways to have sex without sex.”

Among the advice, according to the TV report, was to watch porn together, take showers together and the like.

The school district issued a statement saying that Lebanon High School teacher Diane Lamb had hosted a guest speaker, the director of the HIV Alliance in Eugene, in her three health classes for freshmen and sophomores, ages 14 to 17.

“The intent of the presentation was to provide students with general information concerning HIV/AIDS, a topic normally covered in this class,” the district statement said.

“At the end of each class, the speaker distributed brochures containing some inappropriate materials to students. This was done without the teacher’s advance knowledge or permission. The information was not authorized by the teacher or the district.”

The statement, dated Wednesday, added: “We are currently in the process of contacting parents of students in the classes, and an investigation has been initiated.”

The teacher could not be reached this morning. A colleague described her as an extremely conscientious teacher who was mortified when she discovered the nature of the brochure and tried to retrieve as many of them as she could.

School Board Chairman Rick Alexander said this morning he had been contacted by some parents and was still trying to find out exactly what happened.

Kim Fandino, head of the Lebanon teachers union, said that after the three classes, the health teacher realized the content of the brochures and immediately stopped their distribution, informed the school administration and made every attempt to retrieve the material.

This morning, no directors at the HIV Alliance in Eugene were available for comment.

A receptionist told the Democrat-herald that the HIV Alliance routinely employs HIV-positive persons to speak to the public about HIV and AIDS issues and their own personal stories. The receptionist said the alliance puts the speakers through training before allowing them to go to speaking engagements.

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Teenagers are going to have sex no matter what adults say. The best option is to educate them about sexual responsibilty and contraception. It's been my personal experience that the so-called "goody-good" girls i.e. religious schools, strict parents, etc.. are typically the most likely to engage in sexual activity.
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This report is pretty toned down. The TV coverage was better...I really laughed when one of the students, a 14 year old girl, talked of the class being shown a plastic Vagina, the "guest speaker" asking "pink or blue"...class voted "blue", so the speaker (female) pulled out a blue dildoe & used it on the plastic vagina....The "brochures" mentioned were in comic book style, complete with illustrations promoting mostly homsexual acts. Oh yeah...the teacher claims to have been completely mislead...didn't suspect a thing until 3 class periods had gone by. Uh...that's a long spell to be hanging out in the teacher's lounge, isn't it?

Like I said...laughing my ass off...lots of scrambling to cover donkeys going on right now. The NERVE of some of these kids...to actually take the "brochures" home to mom & dad...!

Yup, nothing like a "quality" Government Scools education...
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So's a "slightly used" heater hose found alongside the Pacific Coast Highway...but some fool bid $160 for it! (edit) In order to get on a topic many seem to never tire of here: George Bush did a horrible (or good) thing when he said....(fill in your own blanks)
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He means "without pictures", and he's kidding. It is a running gag around here for the last several years to post the little TTIWWOP icon.
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