Jesus: The Real Story

[Victor]

Apologies to locals who may have witnessed this and are already "saved".

Revelation in a pasta dish

[stuartj]

Its not something I like to talk about normally, but seeing as you have raised it....be touched by the noodly appendage

http://www.venganza.org/c

[Flatbutt1]

this is why people shouldn't smoke crack before going out to eat

[on-ramp]

never underestimate human stupidity.

[Jared at Pelican Parts]

his noodly appendage touches me, btw if there is a god, you know the FSM cracks him up

[Mulhollanddose]

Repent while you have the opportunity, before it is too late.

[nostatic]

we need more pirates

[Mulhollanddose]

Pirates?...They are all over West Hollywood.

[Jared at Pelican Parts]

Originally posted by Mulhollanddose
Repent while you have the opportunity, before it is too late.

Oh yeah, like you're the model of a Christian... please

[lendaddy]

Originally posted by Mulhollanddose
Pirates?...They are all over West Hollywood.

But I don't wanna be a pirate.

[gassy]

Night time is my time to be a Viking.

[Victor]

Originally posted by Mulhollanddose
Repent while you have the opportunity, before it is too late.

It's too late - but please do still include us in your prayers. I'd actually really like a 993 twin. Oh and a new refrigerator, the old one just died.

[stuartj]

Originally posted by Mulhollanddose
Repent while you have the opportunity, before it is too late.

Only a 144,000 can go.

Its why airlines dont allow god bothering pilots to fly together. Imagine if both got raptured at once.

[azasadny]

Victor, I love your avatar! Nigel Tufnel and his "inventing shed" are my favorites!! How about his pet ferret, Trevor?!

[Jared at Pelican Parts]

this one goes to 11!.....

[nostatic]

well you would if it was plugged in...

[Victor]

Thanks Art,

I was going to have "Lick my pump" under it but figured most here wouldnt get it.

[Jared at Pelican Parts]

Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months.
Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

[Victor]

What exactly was the green (Fender looking) guitar in his collection that Marty was told "Don't touch it! Don't even look at it!"?

I have to go back to the DVD on that one - think it was some ultra rare bass or something.