:) well, we're buds, dan..i got your back (no brokeback humor, guys..watchit!)..and most importantly 'middie owners'..;) now don't get me all misty. not that there's anything wrong with that.. ;)
ryan

Funny, I WAS going to make a, "Don't go all 'Brokeback' on me" kind of comment. I'll abstain.

By the by, I hooope you have some killer pumps to go with that faaabluous gold metallic paint job, Rhino!

(Okay, okay I'd better shut up)

Cat Scratch Fever
 

Man, you guys got me laughing hard, I am glad this is not an uptight serious forum (I already got my balls busted once for bad grammar and I am a newbie). By the way, I am a major cat lover, can recognize humor when I see it, but I do worry about some people.

So spare the cat and fix the paint.

I used to drive a Ford F150 that had horse teeth marks in the hood. Never did fix it.

Redemption is only a paypal donation away (choose whichever one applies to you):


www.nevadaspca.org/donate.htmhttp://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/cat.gif


www.humanrightsandtolerance.org/donations.htmlhttp://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/smlove2.gif

I fed my wife's horses (while it was raining), is that enough for redemption or is cash the only option???

lol..that's actually my family's nickname for me...who told ya???:cool:
ryan

jim, cash talks..horse****, the by-product of horse-feeding, walks..:D
ryan

I think good acts always trump a cash contribution. As their caretakers, it's really your duty to feed them as you took on that responsibility when you got them. Hmmmmm... I guess it depends on if you were nice to them, and maybe how cold it was. Was your life in jeopardy? If so, I think you could say that qualifies.

lv,
would it help to know that he knew i was beading down on him with the sight from a .44 magnum? as we all know, 'no good deed goes unpunished'..;) jim, i commend you on your bravery..that bullet would have bored a hole in your skull that i coulda tossed a pancake through..
ryan

Jeopardy??? Figure two 1200 Lbs animals that are cold, wet, hungry, have the brain the size of a grapefruit, and I have the food. The math is not looking too good for me.

Which? "Rhino" or "Pumps"?:D :D :D

It was too easy Ryan, I couldn't pass it up. See everyone Ryan took a ribbing and kept on kidding (so far).....stay tuned to see if he calls me a cold-hearted, ball-less, dick-less wonder!:D

alright..trying to keep my 40-year old face straight, but givin' ya that 'don't **** wit' nobody in arkansas' look! complete with macho cap. :D
'ryno' actually...;)

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1142895983.jpg

Olive Oyl voice, "Oh Popeye, you're such a maaaaannn!"

Alright, I'll leave it alone. Ryan you look like you could kick my 51 year old ass all over the joint and twice on Sundays. Better to have you ON MY SIDE than annoyed even if you are 1000 miles away!

lol..nah..lover here, not a fighter! although, coincidentally, i was just sitting in the bathroom moments ago and it crossed my mind that nearly a year's passed since i got laid! i think 'it' was subconsciously complaining that it could be used for more than 'passing a urine stream'..SmileWavy can i hear a witness?
ryan

Say Hallelujah!

Ya Know, most of this thread has nothing to do with the topic.

toolman,

You are correct, we never talked about how to fix the cat. I guess that is best left to the animal doctors.

I sentence all of you to hang from the neck until you get the ******* joke....

OK, that's it. Kill the thread or the Cat's dead.

End of story.

LOL.

Sell the cat to a chinese resturaunt and spend the $$ on poishing compound