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Funny moment for the morning
My group here at work is all guys, network engineers. One of our members has a wife who works in the city CSI lab. She's just come in from another large city and is reorganizing and cleaning up the local lab.
I'm in his office a minute ago just shootin' the bull and she calls. He was quiet for a minute, got an odd tone in his voice and I heard him say, "I'll let you ask. I'm putting you on speaker phone." I'm not sure what I was expecting, but I was quite surprised. "Hey guys, we are getting our DNA lab going again, so next Monday I'm going to send Wes in with some sample containers. Can you provide semen samples?" Yep, she's dead serious. I don't think I've ever had a woman ask for semen. Maybe to warn them when it was coming, but not request it specifically. So, next Monday, our buddy will show up with several sample containers. yeah... So, what's the weirdest request you've ever gotten at work? I bet mine tops it.
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You should have told her that you'd provide the sample, but she has to extract it...
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Umm...
You guys aren't all going to contribute at once, are you? 
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No, I've never been a member of that crowd. Only one penis in the room at a time thanks. Just imagine being the guy that's got to courier all of the 'samples'. I'm betting that in the end he doesn't get many samples.
Thom, close, but not quite.
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03-17-2006, 07:29 AM
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I don't see why they have to get a DNA sample that way......
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Making their deposit on company time? Brilliant!
Here and I thought taking a nice long dump was gratifying... Yes, yes, yes, I'm really that crude.
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03-17-2006, 11:36 AM
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Sounds like a Crime Investigation Lab.
Donīt leave your fluids - they are on to you.  The most exciting thing ever asked of me in my line of work was in med school. We were teached how to perform a rectoscopy - basically putting a short pipe up the arse to have a peak whats going on up there. We are a dozen pupils mixed gender. The doc asks us to team up in pairs. I got lucky, hooked up with a lovely brunette. My pal didnīt. He got a nerdy looking guy that ended up throwing up during the procedure. I made a total idiot out of myself. Nervous and shaky - brunette on all four. Managed to enter her rectum rather smoothly. She jerked a bit but didnīt say anything. So then its her turn. Very smooth. With the rectoscop safely tucked up my arse, she asks if I am alright. I go - thank you it feels just fine... duh. You wanna hear the story from when we trained to perform vaginal examinations in group with young women hired by the University to let us train on them..? 
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That's going to make it kind of hard to read the newspaper.
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03-17-2006, 11:37 AM
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Yep I always like it when something is shoved up m a$$.... I alsways say when that happens..."Yippi aiii kai ayyyy.....
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I now the drill. And thats the damnedest thing - some of us actually video taped the whole session. For "tutorial" purposes...
Well, let me compose myself. The Vaginal Examination course: University hires women in their late twentieth so as to provide the students with healthy volunteers. We were all amazed. Who in their right mind would do that. The pay was symbolic. And they were good looking too! I had my suspicions, but what the h.ll.. Anyway, picture a typical, sterile examination room. The rather attractive young woman wearing just a blouse, legs wide apart sitting in an examination chair. I mean, every thing on display ! And looking quite comfortable! How peculiar. Half a dozen nervous med students gathering around for the doc to show us the "ropes". Then, forming a neat line. I have never felt more awkward in my life. Fiddling around her genitals. Sticking my finger up inside her. - Your thumb! Watch your thumb - you are hurting her clitoris! Doc all worked up. - Dammit, let me show you again. There thats better. Me - I am sorry, did I hurt you ! She - Na, nothing to it. You finished then ? I need a smoke.. Holly
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Yes it is, and weirdly enough, the first time that I looked at your response it didn't have the story attached. It's quite a story.
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They can sniff it, but they can't eat it.
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This is better than Penthouse Forum.
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My ex-wife used to call me when there was an emergency at the hospital she worked at. Whenever they needed blood and they needed that type I got the call. She did heart transplants for a living.
Funny thing was that one time I had a few whiskey's and she called. Told her that the blood might have a bit of "anti-freeze" in it but was told that it was not a problem, to get down there fast. The patient survived...
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lol , if they ever came up with that request, i'de first laugh my ass off, and then agree for the nice sum of 3 months salary up front in my account, or no delivery. take it or leave it.
btw i'm in networking too, major linux,networking company... i fail to see the relation between networking and spunk...
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No, work didn't ask, one of my coworker's wife works in a crime lab. the wife/crime lab wants the sample. Not MY work.
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