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Slackerous Maximus
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Columbus, OH
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Retirement
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went to a small shop on High street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi Bastard. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of stinking dog *****. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a *****. I came downtown by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age. (I'm 36. It was a joke sent to me by someone else.)
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That's sort of funny, but not to the owner of the car. If you really did that your lucky you didn't get locked up.
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That's pretty funny. I've seen it before - can't remember where.
Being retired failry recently, I am now identifying with those people I heard say they didn't know how they had time for work before retirement. I wouldn't have time to do something like that. The thing I really love is being able to do what I want to do when I want to do it. Maybe many years from now I'll have time to concoct pranks like that, but I think I'll be dead first.
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A Man of Wealth and Taste
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I used to have a license plate frame on my Rolls Royce that sai "Retired at 36" ....and that is no joke....
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A Man of Wealth and Taste
Join Date: Dec 2002
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BTW ....U all know what I do for entertainment....
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