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Would you let Tom Cruise Marry your Daughter?

Me? I wouldn't let him near either of mine (if they were old enough). I've spent too much time and effort teaching them to think independantly for themselves. Tom Cruise strikes me as one of those charactors who is far more appealing on the screen then in person.

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If my daughter WANTED to marry Tom Cruise or any other whack-job Scientologist (or whack-job religious type of ANY persuasion for that matter), I'd probably eat a shotgun barrel for being such an utter failure in raising her. Another reason I'm glad I don't have kids I guess. . .
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Poor Katie Holmes' parents. One of the first thing the Scientologists do is to emotionally isolate a new recruit from their family (of course so they can substitute a new "family"). She seemed like a good, level-headed Catholic girl. Now she's a drone.
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ON the one hand...he's filthy stinking rich, famous, good looking and apparently generous too.

On the other hand....well, there are so many things...

Well, OK, she could do MUCH worse!
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In a heartbeat. Best way I can think of to preserve my little angel's virtue indefinitely.
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It's too bad that people might associate this a$$clown with "Porsche". He was cool back them, though.
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I would let my daughter marry just about anyone that owns a P-51 mustang (does this make me shallow?).
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Sure, if she were at least 14 and there was an adequate settlement in the prenupt.
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Sure,,,,,,,,,"hey Tommy my boy, how about lending me some Dinero to do a flat 6 conversion on my 914?"..........Sure he can have my daughter, I have no problem with it.
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uh....dude he's gay. Would you want your daughter to marry a gay man? Not that there's anything wrong with that .....
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Yeah he owns a P51 but in the whole time I flight instructed out of SMO airport I think I heard him flying it once only (to get his L of A from the FAA). He's no aviation enthusiast like Travolta is - to him it's just a toy.
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In a heartbeat. Best way I can think of to preserve my little angel's virtue indefinitely.
While I think this is a true statement...I'm left to ponder how Katie got pregnant.
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Yeah he owns a P51 but in the whole time I flight instructed out of SMO airport I think I heard him flying it once only (to get his L of A from the FAA). He's no aviation enthusiast like Travolta is - to him it's just a toy.
Nothing wrong with a guy having expensive toys. I wonder if he needs a Pitts and a nonpublic airstrip to keep it at whilst visiting his new in-laws in Toledo. hmm.... $$$... hmmm...
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I wouldn't let ********* Cruise near my dog. He is a pompous, arrogant shlthead. She was made for him.

Does he really have a P-51 and does he fly it himself or does he have some double fly him around and he just takes the credit. What a waste of a beautiful airplane on him. Isn't there something in his religious beliefs that says you can only fly with angels wings or some BS like that.
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I wouldn't let ********* Cruise near my dog. He is a pompous, arrogant shlthead. She was made for him.

Does he really have a P-51 and does he fly it himself or does he have some double fly him around and he just takes the credit. What a waste of a beautiful airplane on him. Isn't there something in his religious beliefs that says you can only fly with angels wings or some BS like that.
Gee, don't sugar coat it, tell us how you really feel! Did he run over your cat or something?

On a side note, I think Jack Roush now owns 3 P51's.
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While I think this is a true statement...I'm left to ponder how Katie got pregnant.
Stunt double, perhaps?
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I don't think he's gay. He's weird for sure but not gay. Can't imagine that Nicole Kidman would marry a gay man for money because that pale girl is rich beyond belief.
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While I think this is a true statement...I'm left to ponder how Katie got pregnant.
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I don't think he's gay. He's weird for sure but not gay. Can't imagine that Nicole Kidman would marry a gay man for money because that pale girl is rich beyond belief.
I know the guys who fly him. Trust me, he is gay... and sick at the same time.
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Heck, I´d marry him myself - although I would hesitate to bend over for the soup..

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