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Lube (Mike)....May Day!

MIAMI - Former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model May Andersen was arrested after allegedly becoming unruly and striking a flight attendant on a plane from Amsterdam to Miami, police said.

Andersen, 23, from Denmark continued being loud and violent after officers met Martinair Flight 643 on the ground Thursday, Miami-Dade Airport Police said.



Don't you know her?

Old 04-24-2006, 08:00 AM
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She just needs a good spanking. Turn her over to my custody.
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Speaking of spankings....Anybody seen the Bettie Page movie yet? I wonder if they'll include this scene?

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Speaking of spankings....Anybody seen the Bettie Page movie yet? [/img]

She was quite the bad girl.....
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She just needs a good spanking.
Oh, wicked, wicked May. Oh, she is a naughty person and she must pay the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for striking a flight attendant: you must tie her down on a bed and spank her.

You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like.

And after the spanking, the oral sex



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Having a few fantasies are we?
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Hey Mike, did you break the poor girls heart?



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Sure, I dated May Anderson (actually her real name is Andreadsen) for over a year. She was just off the boat from Denmark and was working as a nanny. We met at the Lexington Tennis Club. She was just 19 at the time. Great girl, smart and funny. Looked great and fealt better. Ended up going on the model for SI et al.

We did things to each other that would make barn animals blush. She would do anything including that thing that many of your wives won't let you do (cuz it hurts too much!). Only down side was that she smoked, but so did I and I really didn't care. It all ended when I saw my wife for the first time and fell in love. My wife is no May Anderson but in a strange and unexpected way much better.

I had taken some nudies of her back then but shredded them after I met my wife. I know I know - froshmen error.


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Mike will always have the memories, right? What's behind you doesn't matter...
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Too Funny! BTW - She ain't 23.

She did have a spicy temper at the time but compared to my redheaded wife she was a lamb.

Don't know if you guys remember the post I did on my firend Aimee Mullins. She was the girl who was born with out shin bones but went on to get a ride at Georgetown and set a few records for sprinting. She also models. Anyway, Aimee met May at a show they both did and she happened to ask her if she remembered me. Acording to Aimee, May said with a sheepish smile, "If I gave you my number, could you have him call me?" Aimee declined to give me her number. Aimee is wise beyond her years!
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"barn animals blush".....

Now that is some good schit my friend.
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She looks either stoned or beat up in the first photo.

You know Aimee Mullins? There is a heroic woman...
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Old 04-24-2006, 04:31 PM
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She looks either stoned or beat up in the first photo.

You know Aimee Mullins? There is a heroic woman...
She does look a bit rough but she cleans up nice.

As for Aimee, I have known her for years now, my Brother has known her longer. They met at a motivational speech she gave to his business and afterwards he went to meet her. Instead of dripping all over her he asked who she had that was looking after her financial future? She was impressed enough to give him a chance - he has looked after her investments ever sense.
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Mike, Is there anybody you don't know???
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Old 04-25-2006, 08:23 AM
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if there is a God, he definately plays favorites.

lubbie, you are one of his favorites. NICE!
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"barn animals blush".....

Now that is some good schit my friend.

...what'd you expect from a guy that sells lubes for a living?
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Old 04-25-2006, 08:42 AM
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Gawd yes! Lube works for the OIL INDUSTRY!!! Let's break out the tar & feathers!!!
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Old 04-25-2006, 08:46 AM
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Now Now you buncha yahoos! Lets get a few things straight - I do not sell lubricants but I do direct efforts and develop business models with an eye on sustained growth. I think if I sold I would actually make more money!

I don't work for the oil industry - shame on you! I work for a company that makes chemicals and lubricants. In fact, we often take business away from oil companies.
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"barn animals blush".....

Now that is some good schit my friend.
+1

Me likey! Me likey!!

Heheheee.
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"barn animals blush".....
Is that how you got your name "LubeMaster"?

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