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A Man of Wealth and Taste
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Out there somewhere beyond the doors of perception
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Hmmm I never thought of that....now maybe I can have a real life to...and if I don't like something the wife says I can just change the script....Jiust imagine having the perfect life....
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
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Do they come with the house?
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Seen Funny Farm with Chevy Chase?
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Actually, sounds like a really innovative sales technique. Kinda like the "Tony and Tina's Wedding" of sales.
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I have heard of fresh baked cookies and flowers, but this is kind of creepy...
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Jensen Beach, FL
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Hmmm.... Bob the "repair man" is nailing Karen "the lonely houswife" in the custom Jacuzzi garden tub (a $1700 option, see the sales rep) while Peter "the unsuspecting workaholic husband" busts his butt to make the $6000 a month mortgage payment. Water is splashing everywhere and now David the "laminate wood flooring (a $4000 Master bedroom option, again see sales rep) specialist" is called in to repair the water damge before Peter gets home.......
Yeah, I can see how this might be a hit.
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Hot as Hell, AZ
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Don't forget the pizza guy.
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Columbus, OH
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Wouldn't it be more fun if home buyers witnessed the emotionally charged scene of the parents having a drug intervention with their 19 year old daughter, who is dragged screaming off to rehab?
How about dad getting drunk and abusing the wife? Or simply hours of the obese children sitting in front of the television rotting their minds while they stuff their faces with junk food? I really should have been in marketing.
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Off the grid- Almost
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Interesting. I wonder what the results will be. The industry norm is to have the house attractively, but sparsely furnished, and to let the potential buyers alone so that they can talk freely, hopefully mentally placing their own furnishings in the home.
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Does fake mom scream, "This is the last time I'm going to tell you, pick your D*** clothes off the floor!" at the fake kids? Now that's realism.
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