3 armed Baby

[Racerbvd]

Yes, it is true

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/world/14702104.htm?source=rss&channel=kansascity_world

[widebody911]

I think they named him "Zaphod"

[RickM]

For a second I thought you were going to say Tripod.....

[widebody911]

Originally posted by RickM
For a second I thought you were going to say Tripod.....

No, that's my nickname...

[fastpat]

They're going to remove one of the two lefts, without his permission.

For shame, he might make quite a bit of money if he could strenghten both to the point of near normalcy.

I mean, how many times have we been under our cars, wishing for at least one more hand?

[widebody911]

Originally posted by fastpat
I mean, how many times have we been under our cars, wishing for at least one more hand?

Or under our girls, for that matter...

[dhoward]

Damned depleted uranium...Spread all the way to China now....

[fastpat]

Originally posted by widebody911
Or under our girls, for that matter...

I had a friend that always said, "I wish I had "one" that was the size of a baby's arm holding an apple".

Not germane, but I just thought I'd throw that in the mix.

[Jared at Pelican Parts]

Originally posted by fastpat
I had a friend that always said, "I wish I had "one" that was the size of a baby's arm holding an apple".

Not germane, but I just thought I'd throw that in the mix.

That reminded me of one of my favorite songs...

Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a Meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mark Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mack truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?

[fastpat]

Originally posted by Jared Fenton
That reminded me of one of my favorite songs...

Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a Meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mark Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mack truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?

Don't remember that one, could you hum a few bars?

[Jared at Pelican Parts]

The Tubes, What Do You Want From Life?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tubes

[craigster59]

Originally posted by Jared Fenton
The Tubes, What Do You Want From Life?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tubes

With "White Punks On Dope" as sung by Quay Lewd.

[scottmandue]

"Mom and dad live in Hollywood... hang myself when I get enough rope... can't clean up, but I know I should!"

Tubes #1 underrated band IMHO

[nostatic]

Fee rocks.

[fastpat]

When he's older, he'll be pumping iron with 100lbs. on one end and 50lbs. on the other.
edit: almost forgot, leftties are the only ones in their right minds, says a left handed friend of mine. Wonder if he's a left-leftie.

[legion]

I'm guessing it's a case of conjoined twin myslexia (SP?). At least he doesn't have a fetus on his head.

[Moneyguy1]

"Two lefts don't make a right"

But three do.

[gassy]

[notfarnow]

AAAAAAARRRGH!

Gassy, I'm gonna have nightmares FOR SURE!