Superman, you need to tell us something?
 

oh no, not this $hit again....the new Superman sure does look gay, doesn't he?

*****.

http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat3.gif

But you look fabulous!

just put on your glasses. nobody will reconize you.

Superman? Never. Batman? ....maybe.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1149270329.jpg

Hmmm, they both wear tights.....

So, Lendaddy... you pulled off the label with your address on it before taking the pic so we wouldn't know where to find you?.....

I wish there was a *****eating grin emoticon.

JP

Uh....uh......the guys at work bring it in...yea that's it.

He reads it for the articles

I thought he admired the tasteful (no pun intended) photography.

Hey, I can chat with the butcher and still have pasta for dinner you know.

I always thought those tights were just a little too tight:D

Now I know where Superman likes to take his injections of Kryptonite...

Well, you'll all agree while the actor may be gay, Superman himself probably doesn't even know what gay is. He is, after all, an alien. He's from Krypton, and possesses one of the most myopic points of view of humanity there ever was in superheroes. The fact is, he's dull. With him it's right or wrong, black or white, and there is very little that can disable him (kryptonite). You can slow him down, but not stop him.

Batman, on the other hand, is mentally unstable, a vigilante, hated or feared by practically everyone in Gotham, and just an all-around freak, particularly when you find he lives in a cave, relies only on his human strength (he's not a traditional "superhero"), and that his whole existence is based on the killing of his parents when he was a kid. Only because of that (his parents' murder), has Batman not gone out on his own crime/killing spree, or joined with the likes of the Joker or anyone else.

If you want extreme complexity, check out Wonder Woman.

Anyway, Superman (the film), has received lots of high praise. Supposedly it's the best of any cinematic treatment of The Man of Steel.

I expect they'll promote the ***** out of it this July at the San Diego Comic Book Convention.

Complexity goes to the Green Lanterns - all those sonsobeotches have turned sans the current one and it is only a matter of time. Extreme Power Breeds Extreme Curruption.

to go along with your johnny cakes?

Hey, the guy makes a nice cake, whaddaboudit?

So your saying Superman doesn't even have a Dick., and Batman is a Kinko....