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Nitrous is like a hot chick with an STD...you really wanna hit it, but your afraid of the results.

This is from my husband - Steve:

"If it's got tits or tires it's gonna give you trouble."

hey, wait a minute:rolleyes:

angela

"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

You sound very reasonable...time to up my meds.

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.

Frank Sinatra


John Lennon



Marilyn Manson

Where's your other hand?

Between two pillows.....

THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!


How bout them bears....ya good game, good game....



Plains, Trains, Automobiles

Do you have any GatorAde? I seem to have left all my electrolytes in your daughter.

"We may not go down in history, but we'll go down on your little sister"

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." -Woody Allen
"God is dead" -Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead" -God

My hovercraft is full of eels.

I'm on a gravy train with biscuit wheels

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. WC Fields

For ever good-looking woman you see, there is a guy who is sick of f*****g her.

Hold my beer and watch this.

...Amsoil is a multi-tiered marketing company. They do a great job at making their "people" believe all sorts of stuff. ... Amsoil trains confidence in their reps to the point of brain washing...



(sorry, Mike... I had to get a few more miles out of this. ;) )

confession is good for the soul...in the same way a tweed coat is good for dandruff... not sure who said it

when the eagles are silent the parrots begin to jabber... churchhill

i have known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and keep them in comfort than i have seen destroyed by drink and harlots.... yeats

i grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture,my father's opinions...... and my mother's contempt for my father...... jules feiffer

No matter where you go, there you are

Buckaroo Banzai

Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!

Beer is proof the God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I hate to do this, but having seen the movie a few times, I also hate this misquote.

The quote is from the film The Treasure of the Sierra Madre with Humphrey Bogart - in which the bandit leader is asked by Bogart, "...where are your badges?" His reply is, "Badges!? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!!"

But alas, even this is a departure from the book version.

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Whether he admits it or not, a man has been brought up to look at money as a sign of his virility, a symbol of his power, a bigger phallic symbol than a Porsche.
Victoria Billings

What is the least often heard sentence in the English language? That would be: Say, isn't that the banjo player's Porsche parked outside?
Jackson Browne

My bad...


Only saw the movie recently for the first time (very) late night with a bottle of wine during one of my bouts with insomnia. I was half $hitfaced and the guy breaks into the "Badges..." routine and I was floored, had no idea that was where it came from.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a flyball and saving an infant's life? she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base" - Dave Barry

no point in steering now......

" Dude,she is uglier than homemade soap" ... I over heard in a bar

"dont pee on my head, then try and tell me its raining" ... my old boss, SHE used to always say that

this would be famous last words...like...Hey y'all, watch this!