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Nitrous is like a hot chick with an STD...you really wanna hit it, but your afraid of the results.
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Have you ever felt suffocated while watching the Oxygen Channel? People with excuses fail. As soon as I OK my actions with an excuse, I cease bettering myself. 88 Carrera |
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This is from my husband - Steve:
"If it's got tits or tires it's gonna give you trouble." hey, wait a minute  angela
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"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
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You sound very reasonable...time to up my meds.
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David '83 SC Targa (sold  ) MANLY babyblue honda '00 F250 7.3L (MINE!)'15 F250 Gas (Her Baby) '95 993 (sold )I don't take scalps. I'm civilized like white man now, I shoot man in back. |
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Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
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Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.
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Where's your other hand?
Between two pillows..... THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!! How bout them bears....ya good game, good game.... Plains, Trains, Automobiles
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Do you have any GatorAde? I seem to have left all my electrolytes in your daughter.
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"You go to the track with the Porsche you have, not the Porsche you wish you had." '03 E46 M3 '57 356A Various VWs |
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"We may not go down in history, but we'll go down on your little sister"
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"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." -Woody Allen
"God is dead" -Nietzsche "Nietzsche is dead" -God
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My hovercraft is full of eels.
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-.-. .- ... .... ..-. .-.. -.-- . .-. The souls of the righteous are in the hand of God, and no torment will ever touch them. |
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I'm on a gravy train with biscuit wheels
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. WC Fields
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_____________________ These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.—Groucho Marx |
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For ever good-looking woman you see, there is a guy who is sick of f*****g her.
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Hold my beer and watch this.
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...Amsoil is a multi-tiered marketing company. They do a great job at making their "people" believe all sorts of stuff. ... Amsoil trains confidence in their reps to the point of brain washing...
(sorry, Mike... I had to get a few more miles out of this.  )
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-.-. .- ... .... ..-. .-.. -.-- . .-. The souls of the righteous are in the hand of God, and no torment will ever touch them. |
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confession is good for the soul...in the same way a tweed coat is good for dandruff... not sure who said it
when the eagles are silent the parrots begin to jabber... churchhill i have known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and keep them in comfort than i have seen destroyed by drink and harlots.... yeats i grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture,my father's opinions...... and my mother's contempt for my father...... jules feiffer |
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06-14-2006, 09:33 AM
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No matter where you go, there you are
Buckaroo Banzai
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