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gassy 06-22-2006 04:37 PM

How many notches on your bedpost?
 
My wife and I are enjoying bourbon together tonight and discussing past "relationships" we've had. I have 7 notches in my bedpost... nothing to brag about. I'm sure some of my fellow "little pr!ck" Porsche owners have some good numbers. Bring it with numbers and stories.:D

RANDY P 06-22-2006 04:39 PM

a few, maybe a few too many...

bad karma, you know..

rjp

Joeaksa 06-22-2006 04:44 PM

Sex drugs and rock and roll in the late '60's and '70's was a lot of fun. I am lucky to have enjoyed a good time with more than a few ladies when it was safe to do so. Interesting thing is that I am still in contact with quite a few of them!

The number is not for discussion but suffice to say that flying rock and rollers around at this time led to a "target rich environment" one might say....

nostatic 06-22-2006 04:47 PM

I have one less than Burnin' Oil. I'm no ho...

Mark Wilson 06-22-2006 05:23 PM

125-150. I loved them all.

ledhedsymbols 06-22-2006 05:28 PM

Prior to settling down, I was a certified US Navy man whore. I'm not proud of that time. I hurt a good number of people who's only mistake was poor choice in companions (me.) As for the past five years, two, the most recent of which (three years) I will be marrying in a little less than two months.

Micah

nine_one_4 06-22-2006 05:30 PM

Re: How many notches on your bedpost?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by gassy
My wife and I are enjoying bourbon together tonight and discussing past "relationships" we've had. I have 7 notches in my bedpost... nothing to brag about. I'm sure some of my fellow "little pr!ck" Porsche owners have some good numbers. Bring it with numbers and stories.:D
You can tell your kids that of all the guys their mom has had, you were her favorite.

lendaddy 06-22-2006 05:31 PM

1

Perhaps I should clarify.......I had lots of girlfriends and lots of opportunities. I "enjoyed" many women, I just didn't want kids.

So as Clinton would say "I did not have sexual relations with those women".:D

fastpat 06-22-2006 05:32 PM

Well, the more you talk, the less you have to talk about.:D

Porsche-O-Phile 06-22-2006 05:57 PM

Let's just say I don't have any bedposts left. ;)

pwd72s 06-22-2006 06:01 PM

I was a virgin when I married Cindy. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

RANDY P 06-22-2006 06:15 PM

Wait, do animals count?

rjp

Mulhollanddose 06-22-2006 06:26 PM

I lost count around 110 somewhere...It gets blurry, sometimes furry...not all its cracked up to be in the end.

RANDY P 06-22-2006 06:30 PM

It's Bush's fault..

rjp

RANDY P 06-22-2006 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DavidI
Never ever ever have this discussion with a significant other! It always leads to bad feelings, David

Admit nothing............

ABSOLUTELY! I say that the key to a happy relationship is to LIE about anything that could be possibly incriminating to you anything you've done to another chick - deny it. Don't believe that crap about "truth and honesty" - it'll never, ever work in your favor. ;)

rjp

gassy 06-22-2006 06:41 PM

nah, it's cool--we're open about everything...no secrets...

gavinlit 06-22-2006 06:56 PM

"nah, it's cool--we're open about everything...no secrets..."
"you can't miss it..."
"These things never break..."
"hold this beer for me while I show you something..."

As far as I'm concerned, all of the above will usually end in tears.

lendaddy 06-22-2006 06:58 PM

Working on 14 years of honesty, it does work.

legion 06-22-2006 07:08 PM

1.

Although I did have to pull out of some clingy situations in college. SmileWavy

gassy 06-22-2006 07:09 PM

Geez Gav...
no tears here....


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