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gassy 06-22-2006 04:37 PM

How many notches on your bedpost?
 
My wife and I are enjoying bourbon together tonight and discussing past "relationships" we've had. I have 7 notches in my bedpost... nothing to brag about. I'm sure some of my fellow "little pr!ck" Porsche owners have some good numbers. Bring it with numbers and stories.:D

RANDY P 06-22-2006 04:39 PM

a few, maybe a few too many...

bad karma, you know..

rjp

Joeaksa 06-22-2006 04:44 PM

Sex drugs and rock and roll in the late '60's and '70's was a lot of fun. I am lucky to have enjoyed a good time with more than a few ladies when it was safe to do so. Interesting thing is that I am still in contact with quite a few of them!

The number is not for discussion but suffice to say that flying rock and rollers around at this time led to a "target rich environment" one might say....

nostatic 06-22-2006 04:47 PM

I have one less than Burnin' Oil. I'm no ho...

Mark Wilson 06-22-2006 05:23 PM

125-150. I loved them all.

ledhedsymbols 06-22-2006 05:28 PM

Prior to settling down, I was a certified US Navy man whore. I'm not proud of that time. I hurt a good number of people who's only mistake was poor choice in companions (me.) As for the past five years, two, the most recent of which (three years) I will be marrying in a little less than two months.

Micah

nine_one_4 06-22-2006 05:30 PM

Re: How many notches on your bedpost?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by gassy
My wife and I are enjoying bourbon together tonight and discussing past "relationships" we've had. I have 7 notches in my bedpost... nothing to brag about. I'm sure some of my fellow "little pr!ck" Porsche owners have some good numbers. Bring it with numbers and stories.:D
You can tell your kids that of all the guys their mom has had, you were her favorite.

lendaddy 06-22-2006 05:31 PM

1

Perhaps I should clarify.......I had lots of girlfriends and lots of opportunities. I "enjoyed" many women, I just didn't want kids.

So as Clinton would say "I did not have sexual relations with those women".:D

fastpat 06-22-2006 05:32 PM

Well, the more you talk, the less you have to talk about.:D

Porsche-O-Phile 06-22-2006 05:57 PM

Let's just say I don't have any bedposts left. ;)

pwd72s 06-22-2006 06:01 PM

I was a virgin when I married Cindy. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

RANDY P 06-22-2006 06:15 PM

Wait, do animals count?

rjp

Mulhollanddose 06-22-2006 06:26 PM

I lost count around 110 somewhere...It gets blurry, sometimes furry...not all its cracked up to be in the end.

RANDY P 06-22-2006 06:30 PM

It's Bush's fault..

rjp

RANDY P 06-22-2006 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DavidI
Never ever ever have this discussion with a significant other! It always leads to bad feelings, David

Admit nothing............

ABSOLUTELY! I say that the key to a happy relationship is to LIE about anything that could be possibly incriminating to you anything you've done to another chick - deny it. Don't believe that crap about "truth and honesty" - it'll never, ever work in your favor. ;)

rjp

gassy 06-22-2006 06:41 PM

nah, it's cool--we're open about everything...no secrets...

gavinlit 06-22-2006 06:56 PM

"nah, it's cool--we're open about everything...no secrets..."
"you can't miss it..."
"These things never break..."
"hold this beer for me while I show you something..."

As far as I'm concerned, all of the above will usually end in tears.

lendaddy 06-22-2006 06:58 PM

Working on 14 years of honesty, it does work.

legion 06-22-2006 07:08 PM

1.

Although I did have to pull out of some clingy situations in college. SmileWavy

gassy 06-22-2006 07:09 PM

Geez Gav...
no tears here....

FrayAdjacent911 06-22-2006 07:20 PM

In my short life (I'm turning 30 in less than 4 months) I've only been with 7 different women, I think it is.

The current girlfriend is so far the best. I hope this relationship has what it takes.

RoninLB 06-22-2006 08:27 PM

I've been very fortunate.

Funny how it kinda throws a female off track that she can't use pussy fantasy for manipulation.

Joeaksa 06-22-2006 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoninLB
I've been very fortunate.

Funny how it kinda throws a female off track that she can't use pussy fantasy for manipulation.

This is one thing that we keep shooting ourselves in the foot with. The fact that women use sex as a tool is our fault for letting it happen in the first place.

RoninLB 06-22-2006 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joeaksa
This is one thing that we keep shooting ourselves in the foot with. The fact that women use sex as a tool is our fault for letting it happen in the first place.

hell of a subject to be logical about.. The only thing logical is that to most males it's illogical. That's great imo. Less competition.

Porsche-O-Phile 06-22-2006 09:02 PM

I SO better clear the cache and make sure the wife NEVER sees this

RoninLB 06-22-2006 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Porsche-O-Phile
Let's just say I don't have any bedposts left. ;)
Quote:

Originally posted by Porsche-O-Phile
I SO better clear the cache and make sure the wife NEVER sees this
do you think she may consider you a whore master based on your history?

Dottore 06-22-2006 09:34 PM

Any opera fans out there?

I believe that Don Giovanni's (Don Juan's) dieing words were "infidelity is cruelty to one - fidelity cruelty to many".

This scene left a deep impression on me as a young lad and I have tried my best to be cruel to as few women as possible in my life. And I have no regrets.

HardDrive 06-22-2006 09:43 PM

7!!! Is there some bizarre pattern here? Maybe I am forgetting one, but I'm thinkin' it was 7.

Maybe thats the magic number where guys decided to settle down.

UconnTim97 06-22-2006 09:46 PM

In the teens

TerryBPP 06-23-2006 02:49 AM

Low thirties, but I went to FSU.

cool_chick 06-23-2006 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gassy
Geez Gav...
no tears here....

--thumbs up--

Agree....I could give a crap too......

If a woman is all teary about something in the past .... if you think about it.....when she didn't even KNOW her partner existed.....makes you wonder about their confidence in themselves.

Sounds like you should count your blessings and I'm a good catch. LOL

VINMAN 06-23-2006 03:56 AM

Magic number is 32. A few in there that i'd like to eliminate due to recurring nightmares and regrets!:D

RoninLB 06-23-2006 03:58 AM

multiple girl scenes would wake this thread up.

red-beard 06-23-2006 04:01 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1151064051.jpg

Satisfied?

RoninLB 06-23-2006 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by red-beard

Satisfied?
that's the spirit.

red-beard 06-23-2006 04:19 AM

Now are we talking partners, or times?

RoninLB 06-23-2006 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by red-beard
Now are we talking partners, or times?
"multiple girl scenes" I guess could mean if you did multiples once or a few times?

I only did it with four 1x.

cool_chick 06-23-2006 04:26 AM

LMFAO!

Joeaksa 06-23-2006 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by red-beard
Now are we talking partners, or times?
That brings back two very good memories. Two blondes two different times (not the same girls) puts a smile on your face for days... :)

red-beard 06-23-2006 04:35 AM

I don't think my wife will read this thread, but OTOH, I'd better just shuddup...


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