Just say no to Paris Hilton

cantdrv55 · 05-18-2005, 08:21 AM

Seriously, that chick is everywhere and I just don't get it. Who finds that skinny skank sexy? Does she have talent? If so, what is it and don't point me to a porn site, I'm at work. I'm just sick of seeing her plain face and lazy eye everywhere. End of rant.

widebody911 · widebody911's Garage

Search for 'paris hilton' using one of the P2P programs

OTOH, there's a good reason the guy filmed it all in the dark...

Jared at Pelican Parts · 05-18-2005, 08:34 AM

She annoys the **** out of me as well...

I've seen her porno, man what a boring girl....

bryanthompson · bryanthompson's Garage

She's pretty hot, but she lacks the intelligence of an ice cube. My girlfriend's cousin got his picture taken with her at Disney on new year's eve... He's 6'6 and just towers over her. I hope he didn't catch anything.

RickM · RickM's Garage

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Originally posted by cantdrv55
Seriously, that chick is everywhere and I just don't get it. Who finds that skinny skank sexy? Does she have talent? If so, what is it and don't point me to a porn site, I'm at work. I'm just sick of seeing her plain face and lazy eye everywhere. End of rant.

Past sick here.....never got that one. Seems her lemming friend, Richie, has had her fill of her as well.

dd74 · 05-18-2005, 10:36 AM

Americans love money - lots of money - and Paris, being the heiress to billions, was richer than most countries before all the hype. From how I understand it - and how most people like her get their own reality show, movie roles and overall attention, is Paris Hilton was recognized at some event, her name got around, and that was that. Lifestyles of the young and rich and very famous is the result.

Do I like her? Can't tell you. I don't even know what the girl looks like, to be honest, which is the worst insult to any of these rich and famous sorts, particularly the young and insecure ones. To not be recognized or ignored devestates them.

Jared at Pelican Parts · 05-18-2005, 10:41 AM

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Originally posted by bryanthompson
She's pretty hot, but she lacks the intelligence of an ice cube.

Shes not hot. she looks like a 12 year old boy, no ass, no breasts, f***ed up nose.

bryanthompson · bryanthompson's Garage

she's not bad. You make her sound like some kind of mutant. She's just a little too skinny, but not bad.

juanbenae · 05-18-2005, 11:23 AM

i thought richie was the hotter of the two, smarter (its relative here now) and funnier. ive got/seen the video and shes not all that above average in it. just a dirty birdy. my favorite part is when dude filming is all drunk while she's getting dressed in the bathroom to go out. his verbal abuse of her is GREAT. wants to see her monkey and junk.

ive got the video and i will bring it sunday for cliff and chris. you guys just watch it separate like though.

RickM · RickM's Garage

Amazing what digital manipulation will do.......Oh, I'm talking about the pic.

M.D. Holloway · 05-18-2005, 01:26 PM

I'd do her

juanbenae · 05-18-2005, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by LubeMaster77
I'd do her

of course you would.

88BlueTSiQuest · 05-18-2005, 02:45 PM

I agree with the original poster.... The novelty has warn off, it's time to send back to the hole she was found in.

I actually thought that movie House of Wax looked interesting, til I heard her name in it.... Instantly lost any interest I had for it. I can't stand it when they cast people for a movie based solely on 'popularity' and not by talent.

Jared at Pelican Parts · 05-18-2005, 03:06 PM

Heard something funny about some guy going to see House Of Wax and when Paris dies, he stood up and said loudly "That's Hot!"

Everyone in the theater laughed..

88BlueTSiQuest · 05-18-2005, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by Jared Fenton
House Of Wax and when Paris dies,

Well, I guess if I did choose to see this movie, I'd have something to look forward to!

COLDBASS · 05-18-2005, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by LubeMaster77
I'd do her

...yes, but the real question is, would she do you?

bell · bell's Garage

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Originally posted by Jared Fenton
House Of Wax and when Paris dies,

i got dragged to that.......that was one of the worst movies i've seen in a long time.
although watching a 2" pipe go through paris' skull did made me chuckle

cstreit · cstreit's Garage

That picture doesn't even look like her. Frankly (as mentioned) she seems to be a bit of a skank. If you knew a girl that behaved as she did that was poor, I bet you wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot sterilized pole.... ...but then she's a skank with money.

Jared at Pelican Parts · 07:14 PM

TO quote Kevin Smith...

"I'm telling you that chick is probably more crudded up than that monkey in Outbreak "

She said: · 11:49 AM