How about a Haiku thread
 

Simple Rules of a Haiku in syllables. Doesnt have to rhyme.
3 - 5 - 3
5 - 7 - 5

Porsche on
the road and fast, now
out of gas

Screaming tires
That light changed to quick
Hold fast brakes

long wheelbase
with push button door handles
I am a sixty-nine

silly threads
too many to read
eyes hurting

as banter gets droll
with images of Tabs
stomachs start to churn

hmmm, that's 3-7-6 :D

Oops....let's call that poetic license.

How about
2-3-2

Old Carb
Turn Key On
Car Fire

SmileWavy

the problem
with a haiku is
you cannot

fit all you want to
say into so many lines
of poetic text

I'd really be more comfortable with a limerick thread.

well that is the challenge...

A limerick...well
There once was a man with a Porsh
Who thought of a limerick of coursh
on the Pelican thread
he typed with dread
Cause nothing rhymes with Porsche

hey Mike...


there once was a man from Seattle
with Haiku he attempted to battle
he tried and he failed
as the syllables prevailed
so with limericks he now likes to prattle

There once was a random pics thread
That kept resurrecting from dead
Seems half naked chicks
In multiple pics
Kept me from the tech board instead.

That is funny. :D

Haiku in English

is like buxom blond

stuffed into kimono.:D

so solly

5-5-6

:D

Three guesses where I am tonight:

Bored at Work

Night Shift in the Jail

Order Food





And another experience while trout fishing this last weekend....

Steelhead not the prey

Hooked on six pound test trout rod

Fish Just Spooled my Reel



Micah

As an aside... I'm going back to the same place on Friday morning, this time loaded for bear (or steelhead) 9 ft G. Loomis rod with 15lb Maxima supergreen and 12lb flourocarbon leader.

From my favorite comic

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1155125304.gif

Cold, Seattle rain
Wet hippies, drumming badly.
Spare change? Not for you.

I have no
time for a haiku
go get bent

My haiku
Gone forever now,
I forget

next topic please.

Dog haiku:

I Hate my choke chain—
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Limerick,
can it be written
in Haiku...?

Once a man named Dave,
kept a old whore in a cave
Much money he saved

Not ready
young luke are you to
fight vader

I am your father,
and Leia is your siter...
chewbacca's your mom.

Pimped ride
on spinning chrome rims
so damn cool

laptop on my dash
PPOT while rolling
hard to type and drive

famous last
words here hold my beer
now watch this

Late at night
It looks like a chick
guy in drag

I never would have
made that mistake while sober
Damn that Jack Daniels

Too many Tacos
Methane pressure builds quickly
My Sparco now reeks

bump for thread
snow falling slowly
salt eats car

There was a man from Stuttgart
who wanted to build a big gokart
The engine's in back!
Ferry sure was a hack,
but the car has a lot of heart.