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Pelican Quotes Out of Context
It's no surprise that some funny stuff is said here. I just came across this gem the other day.
"You got intimate with her internals? You've seen up Helga's skirt - and it ain't pretty - right?" That one had me laughing for a good long time. Feel free to share any others. I'm sure there are many! |
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08-22-2006, 03:35 PM
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Have you ever felt suffocated while watching the Oxygen Channel? People with excuses fail. As soon as I OK my actions with an excuse, I cease bettering myself. 88 Carrera |
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08-22-2006, 04:52 PM
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08-22-2006, 05:03 PM
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08-22-2006, 05:05 PM
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08-22-2006, 05:24 PM
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I got a fresh one...
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"When do we say we can stop the Whole-Sale State-backed discrimination against straight white males? - island911 (This guy is insane, no?) |
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08-22-2006, 06:27 PM
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Whoops! I haven't been back to OT for so long I forgot what to expect. Nice job maintaining the status quo. Now you can get back to pulling the wings off flies.
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08-22-2006, 07:07 PM
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wow. I didn't think we were trying to offend anyone here, just having fun. Now go finish your Rubiks cube.
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"When do we say we can stop the Whole-Sale State-backed discrimination against straight white males? - island911 (This guy is insane, no?) |
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08-22-2006, 08:26 PM
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08-23-2006, 08:25 AM
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cashflyer wins!!
Thanks for the laugh.
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08-23-2006, 09:46 AM
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Here's one that I thought was pretty funny. This is from holtjv today. Classic:
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08-23-2006, 08:37 PM
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I suppose I can be generous and direct your attention to many of my previous posts, where a durn for'ner has been eagerly fiddling with the English language. Should make for hilarious reading.
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08-23-2006, 11:28 PM
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Bill is Dead.
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08-24-2006, 05:53 AM
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Current Stable: Black 07 Porsche 987 Cayman S: Long-Tube Headers; FabSpeed Exhaust; VividRacing ECU Tune; IPD Plenum; 997GT3 Throttle Body. Blue 1983 Porsche 928S. 1985.5 Porsche 944 Rat Rod. 2011 Acura MDX. 2008 Mazda 3. Gone But Not Forgotten:Garnet Red 86 Porsche 951("The Purple Pig"). Alpine White 83 Porsche 944 ("Alpine Wolf"). Guards Red 84 Porsche 944. |
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08-24-2006, 12:09 PM
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1983 Porsche 944 2.5 NA
1980 Porsche 911SC targa 3.0
1984 Porsche 911 Carrera Cabriolet
2007 Porsche Cayman
2000 Porsche Carrera
2007 Porsche Cayman S
The Viridian Falcon
SOLD! -- The Purple Pig
SOLD! -- Mighty Mouse
SOLD!! -- Alpine Wolf
