yo mamas so dumb, she failed kindergarten because she couldnt scribble

yo mamas so fat, she didnt know she was pregnant with you untill your first birthday, and thats only because she read the cake before she ate it

Jeff Higgins is a Hillary Clinton Supporter....
Jeff Higgins thinks Bill Clinton was the Best President the USA ever had..
Jeff Higgins voted for Gore
Jeff Higgins voted for Kerry
Jeff Higgins is still recounting the Florida vote.

In sum total Jeff Higgin is a LIBERAL.

Jeff is a bad golfer! Ouch!

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Guess who the Big Fat A$$ is!

Are you kidding me? Have you ever seen Jeff's a$$???

It doesn't exist...the man has no a$$. He's a$$-less.

He has to wear suspenders with his a$$-less chaps.

I think it's all moved around to the front, above the belt. :D

(All this from a larger, fatter version of Jeff...I assure you.)

All I see is four wannabe Hoople heads...

Which one didja say is the fat head....I mean fat azzed one?

O.k. now, there is a limit to everything. That was just uncalled for. Next time I have an original Rigby for sale you are the LAST guy I'm calling.

As for the rest of you, leave my momma outa this. She is a fine woman, regardless of how I turned out. That, and she could take any one of you.

I dunno man...if I could get her on the ground I'd just sit on her.

Shouldn't take more than a few seconds after that. ;)

Your "momma" and my Mother are 2 fine women, they are cut from the same cloth, both having to put up with dispicable sons. SNIFF SNIFF.....My Mother would grab ya by the Balls and squezze them till U howled for mercy and U would never be the same again. U would always be walking just alittle bit funny.

I was thinking that too. But we all know the "Yo Mama" jokes are all in fun anyway..

I was once on the railroad at the holidays....120% capacity. Standing room only. This black kid with his feet on the seat opposite. This older guy starts to harangue him, "no respect, no consideration......" The kid just sits there - does not move. Then the older guy says "you know what the problem is - your mother did not raise you right".

That is when I ducked for cover...

POW. Packages flying.... Man it got ugly. If there is a rule #1 - that is it. :rolleyes:

Ah, you have no idea... pity the fool... she would dissembowel you from below, and then scold your dying carcass, shaking whichever internal organ she removed last at you for emphasis. And then make you clean up the mess. Don't get me wrong though, she is a sweetheart and I love her dearly. She's just never let the yungin's get out of line...

Jeff is not a one man issue troll.

Jeff is honest in his replies.

Jeff has more brains than ego.

Ah, I thought of one. Jeff hasn't bought me a beer yet.

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I guess I never looked that close. :rolleyes:

Ooooh, there's a "height-impaired" joke in there but I'm gunna let it slide 'cuz U bin prudy nice ta me lately. ;)

Thanks.

hey leave scooter out this, he can't help it if your big a** blocks his view of jeffs.