Jeff Higgins is a Big Fat A$$
 

Sorry everyone, but another well respected contributor has requested that this thread be opened. Feel free to contibute. Make it good; no half-measures or minced words allowed. I don't want to see this turn into a one man show, either. I value all of your input. Well, most of your input. O.k., some of your input. Aw *****, really very little of your input. Let 'er rip...

You'll be excused if you have no idea what is going on here. If that's the case, move along, nothing to see here. And have a great day.

Nostatic says this thread is useless without pics.

This should prove to be entertaining.:D


KT

I'm inclinded to agree with the parent.

You gots a purdy hand there boy........


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Since you are on my ignore list, I have no idea what this thread says or about. :confused:

You screw-up. It is supposed to be Jeff "F"riggins. You are worthless. Clearly you are a blind-bigoted-religious-close-minded-racist-oppressive-mentally challenged-unscientific-peer reviewed-..........

What were we talking about again?


:D Howasat?

Your mother was a hamster and your father reeks of elderberries...

No idea what is going on, but felt a need to contribute.

AFJ

I can think of nothing - but I have some good "Yo Mamma" snaps - is that o.k.?

Yo' mama's so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone else.

Yo' mama is so fat when her pager goes off everyone thinks she's backing up.

Yo' mama is so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To Be Continued"

Yo' mama is so fat she's gotta' use a matress for a tampon.





More if you need 'em.

Yo mamma is so poor - I saw her on moving day - kicking a can down the street....

And precisely what is wrong with elderberries?

MORE Yo Momma jokes......
Bring it.


Your momma's so fat that after sex I rolled over twice and I'm still on the B!tch......


Your momma's so fat that her graduation picture was an Aerial photograph

I'm confused... are you a big fat a$$ or do you have a big fat a$$?

Yo momma to fat it takes an hour to download her picture off the internet...

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Yo momma to fat it takes an hour to download her picture off the internet

That's a good one.

All of the above. Hairy, too. And believe me, this thread is MUCH better without pictures. My hand is ugly enough (but I love 'er all the same...).

Excellent! A place to unload criticisms of Jeff. Right now, nothing is coming to mind but I'm sure I'll come up with something really nasty.

I always thought that Jeff had nice trim ass. (Ducking for cover)

Yo' mama's so ugly yo' daddy takes her to work just so he don't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo' mama's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to go back to her.

Yo' mama's so ugly when she was born they tinted the glass on her incubator.

Yo' mama's so fat her clothes got stretch marks.

Yo 'mama's so fat her favorite food is "seconds".

Yo' mama's so fat when I tell her to "haul ass" she's gotta' make two trips.

Yo' mama's so stupid she got fired from a blow job.

Yo' mama's so dumb she sold her car for gas money.

Yo' mama's so stupid it takes her two hours to watch "60 minutes".