Another; You Might be a redneck if...

[Racerbvd]

You Might be a redneck if...

A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing...



Everyone at Spring break enjoyed riding on your limo...



You carry your front porch with you...




You need fashion tips from your husband...



You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture...






Your wedding picture looked like this...

[Racerbvd]

And your wedding cake looked like this...




Your mailbox looks like this...





Your doghouse looks like this...





Your pickup looks like this...










You have a deers butt for a door bell...




You don't need a lake to do a little skiing...




Or if your wife is quoted in the local payper saying...

[wcc]

Originally posted by Racerbvd

She's Smokin'! The NERVE of some people!

[widgeon13]

Originally posted by wcc
She's Smokin'! The NERVE of some people!

The dog is probably smarter and certainly better looking than both of them.

[PorscheGuy79]

Originally posted by widgeon13
The dog is probably smarter and certainly better looking than both of them.

But as fake as all of them.

[wcc]

Originally posted by widgeon13
The dog is probably smarter and certainly better looking than both of them.

NO KIDDING! But she is SMOKING! While she is pregnant..... I'm NOT implying that she's good lookin'. BUT smokin' while she is pregnant!

[PorscheGuy79]

Originally posted by wcc
NO KIDDING! But she is SMOKING! While she is pregnant..... I'm NOT implying that she's good lookin'. BUT smokin' while she is pregnant!

Easy guys...Photoshop.

[widgeon13]

It may be photoshop but I can assure you there are plenty of women who smoke through pregnancy, they just don't live in places where they get a lot of photo coverage, if you know what I mean.

[Racerbvd]

Originally posted by wcc
NO KIDDING! But she is SMOKING! While she is pregnant..... I'm NOT implying that she's good lookin'. BUT smokin' while she is pregnant!

Remember a few years back when the wekfare mom was trying to sue over the noise of construction on the street in front of the house she rented, claiming the jack hammers were causing damage to her unborn kid while sucking on a Marbro. Funny stuff white trash gives us!!

[Racerbvd]

Originally posted by PorscheGuy79
Easy guys...Photoshop.

I don't know, have you driven past a walmart in the country lately

[wcc]

I just want to make it clear that I'm just joking around. I don't take photos like that seriously. Even though I know that it happens on a regular basis. I was just joking around and making and observation. That's all. And BTW she is NOT smokin' hot! She's just smoking.

EDIT: I forget sometimes that sarcasm isn't relayed in text as it's meant. Sorry........ But she shouldn't smoke while pregnant.

[Oh Haha]

A bit off topic but maybe not:
Our ABC afdfiliate ran a human interest story about a fund raiser for a gal who has cancer. They was havun' a party for her. I kid you not, she was suckin' down a Marlboro as she was telling the camera how much her friends and their support mean to her. WTF?!!! I can sympathize with a terminal ill person but jeez, ya think the Boro's had anything to do with it? Hmmmm.

[masraum]

The previous bride/groom picture may have been fake, but I don't think these are.

[masraum]

And that, my friends, is a redneck wedding.

[Oh Haha]

I think I just peed my pants!!!

yup, sure did.

Hey, that's my avatar in those last pictures.

I woke my wife up I was laughing so loud.