Ellen DeGeneres' 2006 911 in a wreck... caused by another 911

LeeH · 09-02-2006, 08:04 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060902/ap_on_en_tv/people_degeneres

Racerbvd · Racerbvd's Garage

Kinda funny, ellen getting it in the rear

livi · 09-02-2006, 08:44 AM

Byron,

Enlighten a durn for'ner, please. Whats funny with her being rear ended ? She fond of the back door ?

widgeon13 · 09-02-2006, 08:46 AM

She probably drives a dictronic....

bryanthompson · bryanthompson's Garage

markus - she's a man-hating lezzie. I know plenty of gays/lezzies, but none of them make 'being gay' their purpose in life like she does.

livi · 09-02-2006, 09:00 AM

I get it, thanks !

That really does make it kind of funny.

Racerbvd · Racerbvd's Garage

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Originally posted by livi
Byron,

Enlighten a durn for'ner, please. Whats funny with her being rear ended ? She fond of the back door ?

Brian nailed it, like years ago she had a very funny TV show, then she changed the format to promote her social agenda, and it wasn't a funny show any more, rating dropped, and the net work canceled it, she blamed that it was dropped because she is a lesbo, ignoring the fact that people just didn't watch her show anymore. I'm almost surprised she didn't blame getting rear ended on her being gay

widebody911 · widebody911's Garage

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Originally posted by Racerbvd
Brian nailed it,

Bryan wishes he'd nailed it, but between you me and a can of white albacore, he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell.

bryanthompson · bryanthompson's Garage

Thom, that'd probably be the first time you were around any tuna in years, eh?

widebody911 · widebody911's Garage

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Thom, that'd probably be the first time you were around any tuna in years, eh?

I prefer red snapper

bryanthompson · bryanthompson's Garage

touché

David · David's Garage

Only in LA could you have wreck that involved two unrelated 911's.

Racerbvd · Racerbvd's Garage

Guys, remember the Gary Sanders Show (Ithink that was it) on HBO when she was coming out and he nailed her on the show just to confuse everyone, now that was funny

I too use to think she was hot, but when she started dressing & acting all Bull Dyke I lost the interest.

VaSteve · 09-02-2006, 09:53 AM

Are you guys talking aboue Ellen? You seem to be talking about Rosie.
Ellen seems cool...

singpilot · 09-02-2006, 10:03 AM

Rosie is not Ellens' type. Too much dark hair.

nostatic · nostatic's Garage

I don't think Ellen is a "man hating" lesbian. She's just lesbian.

Rosie is just gross...

Ellen's passenger was a woman. We need pics...I'm betting serious lipstick action.

techweenie · techweenie's Garage

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Originally posted by nostatic
I don't think Ellen is a "man hating" lesbian. She's just lesbian.

Rosie is just gross...

Ellen's passenger was a woman. We need pics...I'm betting serious lipstick action.

If I recall correctly, Ellen's squeeze is Portia de Rossi... meaning 3 Porsches involved.

:-0

azasadny · azasadny's Garage

A Porsche hit a Buick that hit another Porsche? How many Porsches do they have 'round those parts?

scottmandue · 09-02-2006, 10:20 AM

Well they do have something in common. They both started out with hilarious sit-coms (thanks to the writers) that they eventualy took over when they became rich and famous, then they ruined the shows by trying to make it an outlet for social comentary.

I'm funny like that, if I watch a comedy I expect to be entertained. If I wanted to be enlightened I will watch PBS.

Never watched Ellens show but her stand up was great.

scottmandue · 09-02-2006, 10:22 AM

Re: Ellen and her girlfriend, or any combination thereof.