The party is in Denver - Oil brokers sex scandal

[kach22i]

Is it 1974 and no one told me?

Oil brokers sex scandal may affect drilling debate
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080911/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/interior_oil_scandal

The two-year, $5.3 million investigation by Interior's inspector general found workers at the Minerals Management Service's royalty collection office in Denver partying, having sex, using drugs and accepting gifts and ski trips and golf outings from energy company representatives with whom they did government business.

The investigations exposed "a culture of ethical failure" and an agency rife with conflicts of interest, Inspector General Earl E. Devaney said.

Between 2002 and 2006, 19 oil marketers — nearly a third of the Denver office staff — received gifts and gratuities from oil and gas companies, including Chevron Corp., Shell, Hess Corp. and Denver-based Gary-Williams Energy Corp., the investigators found.

[Jim Richards]

George's Boss: It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
George: (pause) Who said that?
George's Boss: She did.
George: (long pause, obviously thinking of something to say) Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

[Rot 911]

Damn, how can I get a gig like that?

[speeder]

Sounds like a lot of fun.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Are they hiring?