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nostatic 10-30-2006 09:11 AM

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Originally posted by rammstein
Yes, without this device your fuel system is hopelessly gay. Gasoline just twirling and swirling all the way to the big bad piston that pushes and pushes and pushes until that gay gas just explodes with passion.
there's something disturbing about this post coming from someone names "rammstein."

BlueSkyJaunte 10-30-2006 09:20 AM

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Originally posted by Moneyguy1
(but frogs make terrible fuel sources).
Not true, they work great for Renaults and Citroens.

notfarnow 10-30-2006 09:38 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1162183318.gif

I had an embarassing problem that I was too shy to bring to a doctor. I installed one of these, and now it doesn't burn when I pee.

rammstein 10-30-2006 09:42 AM

Oooohh... so it could actually levitate that naughty fuel? Oh snizzzap, that sounds sexual

cashflyer 10-30-2006 09:43 AM

I've been running a 10,000G (1T) electromagnet on my 911. My dash clock is always wrong, and my mileage has not improved. However, do have the only mag-lev 911 on my block. :D

Jeff Higgins 10-30-2006 10:15 AM

So my wife asked my where the hell I got that magnetic belt that I wore to bed last night, and just what the hell I thought I was going to do with it...

fastpat 10-30-2006 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rammstein
Yes, without this device your fuel system is hopelessly gay. Gasoline just twirling and swirling all the way to the big bad piston that pushes and pushes and pushes until that gay gas just explodes with passion.
Obviously, we've got to put large magnets around every gas pump, we can't have gay gas being "hosed" into everyone's tank.

Hendog 10-30-2006 11:54 AM

What am I missing
 
Lets' see... One Gererator, one Tecnoairclean, one Skycar and one Turbomag. My retirement investment portfolio is lean but man oh man is it mean!! Am I missing anything? :D

Jeff Higgins 10-30-2006 03:30 PM

Yes, you are missing the Retroencabulator.

onlycafe 10-30-2006 03:58 PM

don't forget the spark-o-matic.

Won 10-30-2006 06:22 PM

Tornado fuel saver

htron435 10-31-2006 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by rammstein
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1162183318.gif

See, its true. This proves it.

This is absolutely preposterous! Everybody knows that fuel molecules are actually green and grey!

onlycafe 10-31-2006 09:01 PM

coasting downhill i can get 58 mpg.

pmajka 11-01-2006 05:08 AM

more performance related question ..but...

Larger air filter or better Cold air induction??


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