Borat the movie - Premier

[serge944]

Who saw the premier last night? Myspace was doing a promotion and a few cities throughout the US and the some international countries got to see the movie before its scheduled release date, Nov 3rd.

Funny as hell - a must see. Oh, and absolutely leave the kids at home.

The movie begins in Kazakhstan (with Romania doing the honors), where Borat shows off his native village and its traditions. This includes the Running of the Jew, where young men flee down a corridor of terror before an individual in a huge mask that brings together just about every anti-Semitic caricature into one horrible visage. Then the female Jew lays a Jew egg, so the town kids must crush it before the Jew hatches.

[craigster59]

You definitely need to leave the kids at home. This image gives ME nightmares

[serge944]

That's nothing - there is a scene where both Borat and his assistant are wrestling naked.

[svandamme]

yekshemash !!

this is maaye waaaif

this, is maay other waaaif

this one is my third waaif

this , is my mistress !

this one , i have to pay
but well worth the moneye WAAWAAWIIIWAAAW

[Porsche]

http://www.borat.tv

http://www.myspace.com/borat

[}{arlequin]

my friend and i figured we would go and if it didn't pan out we'd just have to make do w/ a stop for a few beers somewhere. we figured that it just may not be that popular and we may get in. when we arrived, the line was 4x longer than we even imagined. got back in the car and drove to a pool hall. where we had beers.

[serge944]

Yeah, my friend and I had to wait an hour at the doors, and then another hour in the theater.

Well worth it though - nothing better to do on a wed. night.

[azasadny]

I can't wait to see the movie!

[J1NX3D]

i saw the press conference on a mates laptop discounting the anti-borat stance of the kazakhstan govt. He held the press outside the gates to the kazakhstan embassy in washington dc- funny as f***!!

My Speehes on Kazakhstan Embassy. Here is what I say.


Jagshemash, my name Borat Sagdiyev. I would like comment on recent advertisements on television and in media about my nation of Kazakhstan, saying that women are treated equally, and that all religions are tolerated – these are disgusting fabrications. These claims are part of a propoganda campaign against our country by evil nitwits Uzbekistan – who as we all know are a very nosey people, with a bone in the middle of their brain.
There is a man name Roman Vasilenko who is claiming to be Press Secretary of Kazakhstan. Please do not listen this man, he is Uzbek imposter, and is currently being hunted by our agents. I must further say on behalf of my government, that if Uzbekistan do not desist from funding these attacks, then we will not rule out the possibility of military intervention.
If there is one more item of Uzbek Propoganda claiming that we do NOT drink fermented horse urine, give death penalty for baking baigels, or export over 300 tonnes of human pubis per year, then we will be left with no alternative but to commence bombardment of their cities with our catapaults.
Furthermores, all claims that our glorious leader is displeased with my film, 'Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan' is lie. Infacts main purpose of Premier Nazharbayev's visit to Washingtons is to promote this moviefilm. This why together with Ministry of Information he will be hosting a screening tomorrow evening, to which he have invitate Premiere George Walter Bush and other American dignitaries - Donald Rumsfeld, Bill Gates, OJ Simpson and Mel Gibsons.
This screening will be followed by cocktail party and a discussion of closer ties between our countries at Hooters.
Thank you, I must now return to Embassy where my government need me.
Chenquieh

[J1NX3D]

A deleted scene:

http://www.flicks.co.nz/specialboratclip.php

[azasadny]

I love how he uses the Polish words for "How are you" and "Thank you". Very funny!!

[red-beard]

Well, I don't see any need to see the movie, since I basically experienced it "Real Life" for the past 10 days...