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Ted Haggard, Evangelist

So Ted had the meth but didn't use it, had the massage but never had sex with that man.
Will he get off as easy as the last liar?

Old 11-03-2006, 12:52 PM
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Re: Ted Haggard, Evangelist

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Will he get off as easy as the last liar?
And the bad pun of the week award goes to...
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Re: Re: Ted Haggard, Evangelist

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And the bad pun of the week award goes to...
I will take any award I can get, even though it wasn't planned
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I bought meth but did not use it.
I got a massage from a male prostitute but did not have sex.
I smoked marijuana but did not inhale.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Read my lips, no new taxes.
We have never been "Stay the course".
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.
I have never used steroids. Period.

Either we are getting more stupid or the idiots making these statements think we are.
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Either we are getting more stupid or the idiots making these statements think we are.
Yes.
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Next week he will repent to his flock , go to rehab for a few days..
then screen his dealer and escort's better... be back in a few weeks and all will be forgiven (supposed to be anyway , right? )
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depends on what the definition of "used" is.

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