how to silence ricers with fart cans

mambodave · 11-29-2006, 04:10 PM

Wanna know how to silence ricers with fart cans?

Install SSI heat exchangers and a dual in/out Muffler.

first time I really had it out since new exhaust install on the SC

I pulled up to a red light and some num nuts was revving the b-jesus out of his little civic with a fart can. This thing looked like it was going to fall apart.. duct tape everywhere.

So I pull up and hes jaunting forward like he wants to race..reving like crazy..

so I put him in his place and reved mine a few times....

It was so funny.. he stopped cold and just sat there are took off real slow...... the teenage girls in the car on the other side were cracking up laughing...

anyhow....I love this car.

Zeke · 11-29-2006, 04:23 PM

It's numb nuts.

OT.

MotoSook · 11-29-2006, 04:26 PM

So you out farted him with a bigger fart can?

Dan in Pasadena · Dan in Pasadena's Garage

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Originally posted by milt
It's numb nuts.

OT.

This board cracks me up. The damned things that get talked about. ...more cowbell....fart cans........

Milt you never know, he might have meant "...some num(ber of) nuts...!

Zeke · 11-29-2006, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by Dan in Pasadena

Milt you never know, he might have meant "...some num(ber of) nuts...!

Sure, that was it. How could I be so stupid.

MRM · 11-29-2006, 04:57 PM

Is it num chucks? Numbchucks?

RSBob · RSBob's Garage

And to think all this time I thought horsepower was the answer. Time to buy a 'faster' muffler.

bell · bell's Garage

Quote:

Originally posted by mambodave

I pulled up to a red light and some num nuts........

he's from the N.C......that's how they talk down by 'dar

Dan in Pasadena · Dan in Pasadena's Garage

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Originally posted by RSBob
And to think all this time I thought horsepower was the answer. Time to buy a 'faster' muffler.

As my people know, CHROME is the answer! That and an orange painted live rear axle in the 70's!

rs911t · 11-29-2006, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by MRM
Is it num chucks? Numbchucks?

mambodave · 11-29-2006, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by milt
It's numb nuts.

OT.

sorry milt.....did know we were having a spelling bee

lol

and yes.. a bigger fart can

mambodave · 11-29-2006, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by bell
he's from the N.C......that's how they talk down by 'dar

yeah.. we tend to forget Syllables, letters and other things related to spelling and speech.

bet yall are surprised i spelled "syllable" right...

Dan in Pasadena · Dan in Pasadena's Garage

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Originally posted by mambodave
.....did (?!) know we were having a spelling bee

450knotOffice · 450knotOffice's Garage

Jeez, you guys are a tough crowd.

Dan in Pasadena · Dan in Pasadena's Garage

Just bustin balls Scott...that's why I put all the smiley faces on there.

joe payne · joe payne's Garage

Don't you just put a banana in their tail pipe?

dafischer · 11-29-2006, 06:28 PM

Banana? Some of those suckers could take a cantaloupe.

randywebb · 11-29-2006, 07:40 PM

balls?

or nuts?

RarlyL8 · RarlyL8's Garage

It's NO nuts.

If he'd had 'em he'd raced ya.

dentist90 · dentist90's Garage

I've heard of pissing contests.. this is something new. Farting contest!
If it were me I just know I would have blown the shift into 2nd and let that screamin' sewing machine get away. Best to show'em what we've got in the twisties anyway.