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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Northern California
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Dear Abby Letter - Very Sad
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the street. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth. Last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? Sincerely, Very Distraught Husband
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12-13-2006, 10:55 AM
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Good one...but really, should have been posted on the jokes thread...as a way to bump it. Thanks for the laugh.
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12-13-2006, 11:06 AM
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Location: Colorado, USA
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Dear Very Distraught Husband,
Take it to the dealer immediately! You wouldn't want to get any oil or scuffs on your brand new, officially licensed leather riding chaps, fringed leather jacket, leather riding gloves or bandana. You will void your warranty on that costume if you do so. Also, as you know nothing more than how to put gas in and turn the key, I'd advise against any attempt to fix an oil leak. The bike is only 2 months old and still under warranty, so why deal with it? That's what low life grease monkeys are for, a C.P.A. like yourself should not stoop so low. Finally, your wife left you because you are a ghey wanna-be yuppie lemming poseur in mid-life crisis. Abby |
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12-13-2006, 11:09 AM
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A Harley that leaks oil!?!? Perish the thought!
Cripes. Real cars, bikes and airplanes ALL leak oil.
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