A coworker and i were fantasizing about winning the lottery. I said I would just disapear and they would have to mail my last check to my house.
he said no way.
He would come to work late every day, leave early, and do absolutely nothing except push the limits of every rule they have. When they started the disciplinary actions he would go out on disability for 5 months with a bad back. They when he returned, he would continue slacking off until they were almost ready to fire him. he'd threaten a lawsuit unless they laid him off and approved his unemployment insurance. Then he would ask for a severance package.
Goes against everything I believe in, but it still had some humor in it.

There is no spoon.

Sorry, couldn't resist.
-Z

Another Verizon help desk story:

http://spikedhumor.com/articles/71938/Verizon_is_Satan.html

Sherwood