Okay, now there ya go screwing up one of my secret guilty pleaseures. Occasionally watching Oprah when she's having some particularly stupid touchy feely episode and talking back at her, making fun of her stupid guest or the lame "point" they're making through tears is hilarious. Sometimes I almost need to high five myself for punching holes in their pomposity so quickly. Can I get a Hallelujah?

you guys use dishes?

Those would be minor violations.

Watching The View, or Ellen - now that's serious s__t!.

This, or anything that remotely resembles this will get your man card revoked immediately.

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Posting a close up picture of the business end of a grape smuggler without fair warning - violation.

Please turn in your card at the front desk.

Re: Re: "Man-Card" Violations
 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by SlowToady


Sure.


Cooking dinner. Also a womans job.


what, men don't bar b q?

see my caveat to the hawaiian shirt rule. I'll tuck it in in a heartbeat. She's just going to untuck it with reckless abandon later in the evening...

And not helping in the kitchen? Another smoking hottie I know turned to me at one point when I was chopping some vegetables and said, "there is nothing sexier than a man in the kitchen...unless it is quickly followed by bed."

You guys can have your man card, I'll go with the ragin' tail...

+1. Dear Christ man!!!

Even having a picture of that on your computer "for reference purposes" or "for posting use" is enough for at least a 120-day suspension. Turn in your card and your testicles pending trial.

+1,000,000,000 on those damn Bluetooth ear bud things. I can't ahndle people that wear them around the office, in a mall, basically anywhere (except maybe in a car, not that I do though).

Da Poodle
 

Guys,

Toy poodle??? what kind of fruitcake do you guys think I am?? It's a FULL SIZE STANDARD.

The hard part is the whistles!!!!!!!

Happy New Year

X3
That was just wrong on so many levels. If you are going to post shots of "panties" make damn sure there is some camel toe involved

Definitely the one about not owning tools. I don't know how other seemingly normal men get through life without a more than adequate selection of lifetime-guarantee tools.

My picks

* Buying wrappinig paper
* Being afraid to drive in other countries
* Asymetrical emo hair
* Underwear that doesn't come in packs of 3 or 5, or has the name of some 'designer' on

I must have missed something. Man card? you need a card to prove you're a man? Carrying such a card is a violation in itself.

So is paying $3 for a coffee beverage.

Speaking of food:
Salad, any kind except for taco
Cheesecake
Creme broulee
Pine nuts
Sun-dried tomatoes
Basically everything from Trader-Joe's
Light cigarettes
Fruit-flavored alcoholic drinks (unless it's a screwdriver)

Gardening before 70

Where does he put his man-card?

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I'm sure this will get a rise outta Moses. I've heard he's a big fan of men in spandex. ;)

DON'T GET ME STARTED!

ANY man who prances around town in a brightly colored spandex bicycle suit festooned with advertisements from his imaginary sponsors while clip-clip-clipping along in his little fairy bicycle tap shoes HAS NEVER HAD A MAN CARD!

one advantage to a big beer gut is it makes your ass look less fat...

I apologize in advance. The following picture is worse than the nutsack photo...














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Let the banning commence!

This one's for you, Moses!






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