i think if any of the above, gets you laid....no penalty.

My bad...and the kitchen thing, you are again wise: knowing how to cook in college (and clean up) was the REAL aphrodisiac.:)

Okay, okay we got the idea... we will do anything to get laid.

How many times are we going to repost that?

Frankly it's starting to sound a little pathetic... "I would roll around naked in fire, broken glass, barking like a dog, but it's okay because it got me laid." :rolleyes:

NOW you're catching on!;)

barking like a dog...seems a bit extreme...but ok.
just so we are clear. these are man-rules, not metrosexual rules.

what about using the word "mother" without the word "my" in front of it, when we are refering to the woman that ...well, you know, our moms.

example: "i talked to mother today................"

or ordering coffee in any other flavor than coffee flavor...

Living with your parents after you are twenty one.

Easy there, Sparky...I've got MY limits:D

But this whole, "what do other guys think of me" strain is, well, a bit strained.:p

considering TOFU a fair substitute for MEAT.

Considering the petit filet a fair substitute for a Rib-Eye.:D

Hey I started this thread and we already went through the "this is intended as humorous" thing.

Besides, if you didn't care you wouldn't have checked in and contributed.....so is that a violation on YOU?:D

No sense of humor = violation

Being unable to feed and clothe your own azz - violation bordering on revocation. As a matter of fact, anything that allows women to belittle us or make less of us?, i.e. "You'd starve if I did'nt make you dinner"....is a violation.

After less than one page of reading, I have some comments.

First, the absolute best way in the Universe to surround yourself with women is to take a baby for a stroll. Trust me. It's even WAY better than a puppy. Puppies work also, but not like a baby.

I had a Pomeranian that was hands-down the toughest, bravest dog I ever saw. He had no problem barking right into the nostrils of a snarling pit bull. He wasn't the slightest bit concerned. The pit bull tried to eat Buster of course. Buster taunted him for ten minutes before getting bored. No kidding. He touched his nose to the pit bull's nose.

Ok, violation noted...I'm resolutely onboard, H-shirt tucked in, meal cooked, dishes done, cruising in the Miata.:cool:

However, any of you MC homos touch my stuff...;)

Doesn't make you not a p*ssy for having him though:D :D :D

I'm kidding, I'm kidding!

lighten up, Francis :p

I have my limits for tail. But cooking in the kitchen? I'm all over that. Then she's all over me. And I don't have to eat fast food or crap when she's not around.

I happen to LIKE to cook!

(checking)

Yep, got my balls still too.

Unless it gets you laid.....................:D

Okay, a little "temporary" humiliation is worth it, what kind of man would I be to disagreewith that?

But if you're married or otherwise putting up with permanent or continuous put downs? Time to reclaim the sack!

Posting pictures of man package/ fat/old chick claiming it as a "joke"

Starting or posting anything similar in this thread.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/321827-shortage-public-restrooms-almost-busted-bladder.html

A man can hold it...forever if need be. I can go for hours, even if I have to go. Camel up.

+1

I survived the college years just fine. ;)