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Every Woman is a Cheating Whore

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Every Woman is a Cheating Whore
Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters.

I don’t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.

Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym — by heaping ****loads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.

It’s not a hard conclusion to draw, so let’s just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood. That’s why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that they’re not very good at — because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away.

Good attention, bad attention, the worst kind of attention; it doesn’t matter. To a woman, being in a Girls Gone Wild video is just as laudable as serving in a highly respected public office. They stack up eyeballs like empty pie plates at a NOW convention.

So let’s compare: a woman’s lust for attention versus a man’s desire to consume or waste things — something very manly indeed. Take throwing a sandwich in the street for example. Do you know what’s better than throwing a sandwich in the street? That’s right, throwing two sandwiches in the street. Now what if that sandwich cost twice as much as the first? What if you had to wait in line again to get it? I would probably still do it and I’m betting that most men would. But what if dealing with two sandwiches cost you your dignity, your job, and your soul?

Women, of course, have none of those things — or at least don’t have 2 out of 3. That’s why when we change ’sandwiches’ to ‘men’ and ‘throwing them in the street’ to ‘getting any kind of attention from them’, we can easily draw the conclusion that women would do anything, and would stop at the destruction of nothing, for more of it.

Not even guilt will stop women from being the cheating harlots that they are. That’s because women think that cheating requires some kind of expressed willingness or premeditation on their part to actually count. I **** you not, that is exactly what they say. To a woman true cheating requires a planning and malice on par with a bank robbery. If the only evidence of infidelity you can produce is that she got drunk and put herself in a compromising position, you’re up argument creek without a chance in hell.

Can you believe that? It means if a woman can somehow convince a co-worker to force himself on her, or to “rape” her, that doesn’t count as cheating. It’s just another horrible thing that’s happened to poor defenseless her in this dog eat dog, man-world of rape happy abusers. That’s obviously a bunch of bull****, but stand back because it gets worse.

Women also don’t count miring themselves in twisted, Dynasty-styled emotional affairs as cheating. For instance, a woman may hang around with as many as five or six of her ex-boyfriends without batting an eye. She may accept niceties from male co-workers or university staff members without ever questioning the motive of a free backrub. That’s a perfectly reasonable thing to be handing out, isn’t it? A free backrub? They’re like porno pamphlets in Vegas. Sometimes I can’t even get to work without getting two or three.

Bull****.

Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives. Ultimately, they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. It’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.

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LOL its always a good laugh to encounter the sad pathetic ramblings of people who believe things like that
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Interestingly, someone once pointed out to me than all humans are, to a greater or lesser degree, "Whores". since we all have a price at which our services can be bought.
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Sounds like this was written by a woman?
Its fairly harshly written.

This stuff is on the Discovery Channel all the time.

The premise is that this may simply go back to genetics.
Perhaps women are genetically "programmed" to be drawn to the most attractive,
physically gifted suitor (for child bearing reasons)
and as a result of this, open themselves up to being
"open" to it.
Men, on the other hand, are "programmed" to be in
the conquering mode, bedding as many women as they
can, spreading their seed, so to speak.


" For instance, a woman may hang around with as many as five or six of her ex-boyfriends without batting an eye. She may accept niceties from male co-workers or university staff members without ever questioning the motive of a free backrub. "

Ive actually known and dated a few women like this over the years. Dont know about the backrubs though.

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A lot of it may simply go back to genetics. Perhaps women
are genetically "programmed" to be drawn to the
most attractive, physically gifted suitor, and as a result
of this, open themselves up to being "open" to it.
Yup, it's good to be me......
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then this must be every man?

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If anybody actually believes that, I feel sorry for the shallow life they lead.

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1) if faced with an option of being together but unsure of fidelity, vs. alone and secure, I'd choose alone.

2) this applies to most men and women these days, but most are only as faithful as their options.
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2) this applies to most men and women these days, but most are only as faithful as their options.
would that I didn't see evidence of this all the time
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It seems to be in conflict with the article posted just above it-"Why Women Hate Sex."

Sounds like the misc rantings of a guy who aint gettin any.
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It seems to be in conflict with the article posted just above it-"Why Women Hate Sex."

Sounds like the misc rantings of a guy who aint gettin any.
Lot's of women use sex to get what they want.
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Lot's of women use sex to get what they want.
Which, oddly enough, is not sex. They are far more disspassionate about it than men. Take it or leave it; use it as a tool, for leverage. From what I hear, anyway.
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Man that s bitter! That guy was done wrong by his lady. Only a tortured soul could spew such harsh tones. Any guy getting some good luv'n wouldn't even think in dem terms!
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Sex is a funny thing; most normal humans have strong, healthy drive for it and yet it can be completely meaningless. If you are not attracted to someone, sex has no pleasure and you have no desire for it. I don't think that it is much different for men vs. women, just that women are more likely to be sleeping w/ someone that they do not want to be with.

The reasons are wrapped up in the roles of men and women in society and their relative power in relationships, people w/ options behave differently than people w/o them. And yes, women can be incredibly treacherous, or they can be the victim of a dude who is playing them 100%. I've never bought the whole concept of big differences between men and women when it comes to relationships, people in general suck.

That said, the guy who runs that web-site is not having a good time w/ his stay here on earth.
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From the same website:

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/why-women-hate-sex/
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women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason.
Of all the things I've read, at least this part is 100% true.

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