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Favorite comedians
Great lines in comedic history, try to id the comic (should be pretty easy!)
1-'this a neighborhood, this aint no residential district!' 2-'Do you have a flag?' 3-'....and no system of formal ownership, that may come in handy later.' 4-'you're not having cake for breakfast, you're having fried cake with syrup on top!'
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***************************************** Well i had #6 adjusted perfectly but then just before i tightened it a butterfly in Zimbabwe farted and now i have to start all over again! I believe we all make mistakes but I will not validate your poor choices and/or perversions and subsidize the results your actions. Last edited by berettafan; 02-07-2007 at 05:41 PM.. |
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0 for 4....
I thought I liked comedy 
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02-07-2007, 05:29 PM
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it is kinda tough out of context.
here's some more: 5-'I told you that b!tch crazy!' 6-'I'm not talking about your whole a$$, I'm talkin' bout your a$$ hole!' 7-'i'll carve off what i want and ride the rest home!' 8-'that ol' negro spiritual "we will see"'
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***************************************** Well i had #6 adjusted perfectly but then just before i tightened it a butterfly in Zimbabwe farted and now i have to start all over again! I believe we all make mistakes but I will not validate your poor choices and/or perversions and subsidize the results your actions. Last edited by berettafan; 02-07-2007 at 05:42 PM.. |
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Well, I made it 1 for 4...
The first one is Richard Pryor...Final Answer!  Randy
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# 2& 3 are the same 'guy'.
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9. (singing) "Okay! Grandpawwwwwwwwwwwww, bought a rubber!"
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02-07-2007, 05:46 PM
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damn, this IS hard! Randy you stumped me for sure. I was going to google it for help but though better of that.
Hoping somebody can get it! BTW, #4 is a semi-frequent Bob & Tom guest. #7 had his career pulled out of the dumps (more or less) by a 'hot' new tv show!
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#4--Jim Gaffigan Pale White Dude
Hot Pocket!!!
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2-Eddie Izzard
10- Ron White... GREAT to see live!!
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Gawd Eddie Izard if funny. Wouldn't be as funny if you just listened, his facial expressions kill me.
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11. I once came home and everything in my apartment was stolen and replaced with an exact replica.
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Grandpawwwwwwwwwwwww, bought a rubber!"
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11. Stephen Wright
12. I beleive that robots are stealing my luggage.
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#13 - "The air rushed into his *********, and whistled out his ears"
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"I've seen a lot of things on drugs, but i never once looked at an egg and thought, that's a f**kin brain.."
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