And you should. You're generally pretty close to the mark.

Thank U Moses...

Mother nearly came unglued the other day when I was telling her how bad I felt over my dog, Georges death. She said, "Why don't you show some more stoicism, after all U don't realize how lucky U are not to be working in some coal mine in Siberia." I replied, "Mother first of all I don't work in a Coal Mine and certainily not in Siberia, I feel badly about losing my dog, I loved him." She then said, "But do U have to tell everybody about it, can't you keep your mouth shut." I said, "No it helps ease the pain if I tell about it. The pain I feel is an expression of how much I loved him." Mother just couldn't handle that and stomped outa the room...but that is a whole different issue that I have to deal with a later date.

good psychologists know they practice far more art than science. Anyone who tells you they can quantify the mind (as opposed to the brain) is far too full of themselves or some illicit substance.

For years people have struggled with the apparent schism between the brain and the mind. We edge closer to "understanding", but invariably create more questions than answers. With all of the spectroscopy in the world we are still just pinheads dancing on the tip of the pin of the mind.

Mother needs to get laid...

Oh my! :eek: :D :D

I didn't say by me.

Maybe Tabby himself. It's never too late for a little Oedipus...

I can't wait for what Mother is gona say about this turn of events.

I just threw up a little in my mouth!

You guys haven't figured it out? Tabbydoll loves probing for weakness. Any self doubt expressed, he moves in for the kill. Why? Because he's full of self doubt. Aging queens do that...look for weakness, I mean. It makes them feel better about their own failures in life. All analysis here was picked up in psych 101 back in 1961-62...

I better memorialize this....

print it out and put it on the bathroom mirror. live the dream. bang dear ol' mom. repeat as necessary.

Yep dig yourself in deeper....

Somehow I just don't think Mother will like me banging away in her a$$, huh Moses...

Mother in this case is a Metaphor for Moses and is almost a direct quote made by him in other posts.

hey, what two consenting adults do in the privacy of their own bordello is their own business.

what happens in vegas...

Looks like I had it right at first

And it looks like I lied, you don't know all my tricks...

The first time U try and be cute, look what happens. I didn't set U up, U just walked right on into this one all by yourself.

Play nice kids are I'm gonna have to tell Mother on you.

Mother has calmed down quiet abit lately, Daddy says shes in Thearpy.

I have a theory...

Perhaps lubby needs the meds to keep from strangling his ex?

And if we follow the natural progression of events.

lube strangles ex = goes to jail = butt sex....

Maybe meds aren't such a bad thing after all.

Look, if you want to have Moses' love child, I'm all for it. I'm just sayin' you should get some Oedipal action while the action is good...

Life is short. Play hard. So to speak. As it were. In a manner of speaking.

I'm not bicentennial so that's a no-go. Besides, there are only two women in my life, my wife and Jessica Rabbit. And Jessica hasn't returned any of my calls.